Olivia Ponton is the envy of all the TIKTOK dancers because they like the way she throws the fuck down….
I am a firm believer that TikTok is the fall of society because it has been designed so fucking well to make sure that it worked….
So now people are celebrated for posting awkward 6 second videos of them being ridiculous….
The content for the most part lacks creativity, lacks a message, lacks inspiration….but gets MILLIONS of views…because mindless sheep just scroll through the shit being brainwashed and clearly DUMBED the fuck down….
I don’t care that these girls make millions doing so little, I’m more concerned about it being a fucking weapon to destroy civilization, but maybe I’m being dramatic….
Anyway, Olivia Ponton, who proved that TITS may get HITS for those who lack the “It factor”….because her NON TITS AT ALL managed to get her where she wanted to go….TITS ARE NOT EVERYTHING….so it’s important to celebrate that on TINY TIT TUESDAY as they try to make us thing that BIG TITS ARE EVERYTHING….
So yeah, I’ve got three nipples, it’s an ailment, maybe a retardation, definitely something I didn’t realize I had until I was old enough to be ashamed by it because it’s fucking weird….I just thought it was a birthmark….but at a check-up at 15 or 16 having a doctor tell you “you have three nipples”….you end up being “I am never taking my shirt off agaiN”….
So I know how to SPOT extra nipples on people, I AM ONE WITH OLIVIA PONTON…
The triple nip is rare, QUAD NIP is almost unheard of… but I am 99 percent sure that PONTON’s got 4 nipples, strange since she’s got more NIPS than tits…and if she did have tits, the two stray nipples could have potentially been covered by a bikini, but since she’s got no tits…those nips are just on the milkline midway down her chest.
There’s a FETISH in this somewhere, maybe it makes those not PRIVVY to the power of the multiple nipples, you know since I have one and feel it’s my SOURCE of anything clever that I write on here….I still find them freakish…
But if she is now called out officially on her MULTI-NIPS…she may become the INFLUENCER in the space…
We’ve got Downs Syndrome models, fat chick models, bald models, amputee models, acne models, the list of ailments is fucking endless in a victim society of narcissists who over share everything gross about them….
BUT we don’t have multi-nip influencers…sure Marky Mark, Lily Allen, Carrie Underwood, Zac Efron, Joanna Krupa have all said they have THREE nips, but I haven’t seen any PRESS releases from corporate brands announcing how proud they are of their work in the MULTI_NIPPLE world…
All this to say…MORE TO SUCK ON…..or more to to have your babies you imagine making her to suck on….like a litter of cats…if you think she’s hot….which you may…I mean she is half naked girl afterall…
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