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2022

22

Feb

Alexandra Vreeland Got Them Tits On of the Day

New Mom and now Hottie Caroline Vreeland, who you probably remember from the first or second round of Instagram influencers, because she had and still has MONSTER sized tits….that were LA based, doing the whole LA scenester shit, eventually getting into the whole FASHION world, where she was invite to all the big fashion events, while living that influencer with big titty life……

New Mom and now Hottie Caroline Vreeland, who I remember as being a recent import, a now LOCAL HOMETOWN HOTTIE, because she fell in love with a French Canadian artist at Art Basel and moved to fucking Canada to make babies with him….not that I’ve ever met any of these people, I just know we’re in the same area code….

New Mom and now Hottie Caroline Vreeland, has a FULL BODIED sister, who I guess has some of that BIG TITTY genes, and who I guess does that whole BIG TITTY influencer thing, because when you’re born or grow into tits like this, it would be a crime to not use them to make all your dreams come true…it’s one of those gifts from the creators, BIG NATURALS, that get everyone, even women excited because we were coded to latch onto tits as infants and never grew out of it….

It is her DUTY as the host body and owner of said tits, to share them with the world, for profit, or to lead to profit, because TITS GET HITS…and these are some motherfucking tits..

If you’re into sister fetish shit, which I am sure you are, especially when both sisters are stacked….you can think of them taking a shower together, comparing vaginas tightness using dildos with each other, or getting fucked in the same hotel room by the same guy because they were taught to share everything with each other….you know sister sister shit…

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