Caroline Vreeland has some of the most retardedly big tits that are almost a liability, or at the very least too big, or at the very least borderline disgusting, which is possible when it comes to big tits….even though the sheer size of the big tits usually overrides that.

She started her porn career as an aspiring singer, or at the very least an LA scenester turned influencer trying to hustle brand deals.

So it is in her DNA to do whatever she can to give her fans and followers health advice, like being sure to eat their unripe bananas for the potassium.

I mean, unless her motivation behind sucking off a banana is to get fans to give her money, rather than giving fans some “food chart” nutritional advice…

Anything is possible on this internet machine…

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As you probably know, I am a pervert based in the mean streets of Montreal.

There was a time when no one besides the Arcade Fire, Celine Dion, American Apparel and Molson beer was the only thing that came out of Montreal….

But as time has progressed and the internet has evolved, the weirdly insular city of freaky french people and their terrorist socialist government, all drunk on Poutine and cheap liquor, racist against the English man, oppressing the English man, destroying business of the English man…..a few other people have come out of Montreal…

In Caroline Vreeland’s case, a few people have also COME into Montreal, where she ended up breeding her giant MILK TRUCK titties…

No longer an LA Hipster, but an ONLYFANS content creating mom with FETISH sized tits, and I guess she’s working on giving the people some ass, because you can’t just be BIG SLOPPY NATURALS…when you have a mom pussy that’s big and SLOPPY too.

I have shockingly never come across Caroline Vreeland walking the streets, because I am in hiding….but I am sure I’ve seen at least one of her MONTREAL FRIEND’S riding a SYBIAN at a stepGIRLS shoot…so I guess it’s 6 degrees of separation anxiety or some shit…because everyone’s a fucking degenerate pervert….far better at perversion than me.

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Caroline Vreelands has big sloppy tits, so any bikini top, even a giant one would be too small for her monster tits…but this top is exceptionally small, you can see her nipples sticking out of it, which is probably all part of her marketing campaign to make you want to give her money to see more pics of her tits, because she won’t actually let you play with those tits, since she’s a fashionista and not an actual whore, despite what her OF cash grab implies.

She’s an LA scenester turned a hometown girl through sex, almost making Montreal a more interesting place, not that the local french girls don’t hold their own without the Hollywood influence of Vreeland, since French Canadian girls are literally born from whores, and are about 400 years of generational whoredom that no one can really compete with. It’s facts, read a history book bro.

Her body is weird, but she’s a mom of 2 and has retarded huge tits, so the rest of her body weirdness can be ignored and swapped out for staring at the giant tits…and giant tits are a fetish we can all support and get behind because we are wired that way!

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Caroline Vreeland has some ridiculously huge tits and in a world that celebrates tits, that’s a good thing.

Her tits are so big they are almost gross, if that’s even possible in this world that celebrates tits.

I’ve always said that if you’re going to have tits, they might as well be as big and as sloppy as your back can handle, because why the fuck not.

Especially if you’re buying yourself a set of fake tits, be ridiculous with them, make that investment count…

If you’re naturally just a hormonal freak who stores fat in the tits, rather than everywhere else, own that shit, use that shit, show off that shit because everyone at their biological core is a titty fetishist.

Lucky for her, tits get hits and putting them in a sheer top is the important and meaningful work that helps push her forward….

These tits are ridiculous, titty content is fun, tits bigger than my head even more fun….and I don’t even give a shit about tits…but sometimes you just gotta give into the presence of the tit, so big that it’s globular poles suck you in like some kind of magnetic frequency….

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I may not find Caroline Vreeland the most exciting instagram influencer, but she does have giant tits and produces exclusive content around those tits, because at a certain point you have to give into your tits and use them as the fetish object that they are, instead of skirting the issue when pretending people follow you because of your fashion or your singing or whatever else she does.

She is currently a hometown hottie, so I can awkwardly run into her and her husband on the mean streets, only to be told to stop sexualizing her big old tits, which I like to think is me giving her some support as a titty creator outside of her own eco-system…

Without sites like this saying “CHECK OUT THE MOM TITS”….then you just rely on ZUCKERBERG for having your new tits SEEN by new titty fetishists…so really, I’m unpaid business partners with these tits.

Check out the short shorts too, because she’s more than just tits, she’s also racy tanlines in her hairless pussy that shits out babies area…

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Caroline Vreeland is an imported hometown hottie thanks to having been knocked up by a french Canadian dude who human trafficked her to French Canada for maple syrup, poutine and Celine Dion….

She was at one time a hipster LA model in the scene, attending all the events with her tits, hoping to be a hugely famous singer, but instead settling on just being hugely huge tits.

She sells exclusive content to her pervert fans she’s amassed over the years with the almost offensively large tits, which is the size you’d really want out of tits….but clearly she’s more than just tits, just ask her coffee cup as it keeps her mom pussy warm…two kids in, this coffee cup warmth may be healing the wounds…

To a foot fetishist, this isn’t a bald pussy mound pic…and that’s the problem with foot people.They are weird and miss the pussy.

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Caroline Vreeland’s boobs are so fucking big I call her Vreeland Boob So Big….I don’t actually call her anything, but she does live in the same city as me so if I ever randomly saw her cross the street in front of me, I’d do my best to call her that as evidence that I call her Vreeland Boob So Big so you all stop calling me a liar.

Her boobs are arguably too big. They are at the level of grossly big, mutant tits, just meant to be on a morbidly obese chick on an oxygen tank and a handicap scooter build for two because she’s so fucking fat, but the tits in some freak accident landed on a girl who carries all her weight in her tits…and isn’t actually obese.

I like sloppy tits, they are insane, but they’re also magical because they are tits.

I like tits so big I can revert back to being little kids craving the giant tit to suck on sustain us as humans and keep us alive, FOR SURVIVAL…But there’s something about these tits that scare me….since they are tits…in a good way….maybe they should inspire me to write a horror movie on the attack of the killer tit….too much work…I’ll stare at her laying in bed tit instead.

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Here’s a drunk Caroline Vreeland producing some nude content in Paris, which is complete with a name trop to a more famous Fashion Influencer named Chiara The Blonde Salad, because you can’t produce annoying nude videos with annoying internet “Up Talk”, where they sound like retarded babies from the Valley with a speech issue…

But she does have giant tits and giant tits must be celebrated even if they come with annoying.

I am sure this is hold, because she’s bigger now, fatter now, a mom of two now…but who the fuck cares it’s tits.

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Caroline Vreeland brought her best TARZAN JUNGLE TITTY to the internet, which isn’t really meant to be as racist as it sounds, because when you think JUNGLE TITTY, you typically have a different visual that the aryan who likely had Nazi ancestors. She’s a GERMAN.

She’s got tits that would terrify me if I wasn’t so desensitized, just he idea of her carrying those around hurt my old out of shape back.

You’ve heard of tits bigger than your head, I think that she’s got nipples bigger than your head, but not necessarily because she’s got giant nipples which can be terrifying to look at, but because her tits are so big she needs the giant nipples to try to make the things look proportionate…it’s like no one had any choice in the matter when she walked into whatever radioactive device she walked into to develop the super tits…

This is the weirdest but likely the best birth defect a chick can have….this shit is bananas…you know jungle shit.

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There’s something really terrifying about this picture. At a certain point you have to wonder if there is some kind of genetic condition going on, because when natural tits get to a size and keep on growing, it’s almost like a disability.

When Caroline Vreeland is in her 50s and 60s, if she’s not already, she’s going to have to cart those fuckers around the cruise ship using their own walker, or bell-hop luggage cart, because there is no way her back can handle this shit.

Unless she’s gaming all her fans by face-tuning/photoshopping the tits to be giant monstrous things or it is morbidly obesity….these giant veiny piles of fat and flesh are crazy.

I know there are plenty of big tit lovers, wired to love big tits, but as far as I’m concerned there is such thing as too big, there is a breaking point, there is a too good to be good…and I think Vreeland is approaching that limit…it’s fine line to walk…and I’m sure she’s walking it hunched over and with chronic pain…these things are nuts..

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