I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Caroline Vreeland Category

2019

07

Oct

Caroline Vreeland Naked and Sucking It In of the Day

Caroline Vreeland Elle Naked

Caroline Vreeland is some LA scenester with MONSTER tits….but a weirdly shaped body that without the tits would remind you of your old uncle.

She has been trying to get famous for as long as the internet was invented…I’ve been following her on social media over the years because of the MONSTER TITS, but I actually never see her in my feed, that damn Algorithm is fucking up these girls and their dreams…

Anyway, she’s managed to leverage a relative’s name, which is rumored to be a very BIG name in the fashion world, like her distant relative was a high up editor of Vogue, like Anna Wintour of today’s generation….

So this is like Anna Wintour’s “great grand daughter’s cousin by marriage’s sister” – started going to fashion shows and events with her influencer BFF as the plus 1 pulling her tits out on social media and as the plus 1 in the paparazzi pics – Finally got into magazines cuz the hustle finally worked, I guess…irrelevant for some reason getting some relevance…with the tits out…

It’s a time to celebrate by staring at these huge tits.


Caroline Vreeland Elle Naked

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland

2019

19

Aug

Caroline Vreeland Sucking it In for Fashion of the Day

Caroline Vreeland Sucking It In For Fashion

Caroline Vreeland may have monster sized tits, and she may be starting to show her nipples as it is the trend, and she’s a trend chasing idiot trying to identify in the fashion industry as someone relevant, while riding a last name that may not even be her last name, but rather the last name of a very famous woman who worked in fashion or Vogue in the 50s, who I guess this one tells people is her great grandmother, and who is to prove her wrong…..in this era of access to finding out if she is in fact lying…we instead just say “hey those are huge tits, and you’re willing to show nipple, let’s get you in lingerie and we’ll run with your bullshit story, to give your tits more soul, more importance, more relevance”…..and the tragic thing in all of this isn’t her lying to fake her way to wherever she’s going, it’s not even the fact that she’s been at this for a decade and still nowheree, it’s the fact that her body is so weird looking, from gut to no ass, that her big tits are almost a full waste…

There have been women like this in my life, some top heavy, no hip, flat ass looking sloppy girls who carry their weight in their tits….the tits are ok, but the rest of them is some kind of unattractive mess, still worth fucking for the tits, but not worth celebrating…it’s like the sum of the parts take away from what would potentially be fucking gold..

Doughy attention seeking garbage bitch.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland|SFW

2019

29

Jul

Caroline Vreeland Weird Body for Lingerie Brand of the Day

Caroline Vreeland pulled some sort of scam and made friends with the right people at the luxury sugar baby lingerie company this is for…..and is now on of their people…huge tits out for all to see…distracting from her fucking weirdo body that happens when you have monster tits. It’s like the rest of you is trying so hard to be fat and Caroline just keeps trying to fight it. Other big tits have been far less successful…from Kate Upton to others….who had their bodies catch up to the tits while this one still hasn’t quite made it so she’s still hustling…trying to make it – tits out…

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland

2019

22

Jul

Caroline Vreeland Big TIts Sucking it In of the Day

Caroline Vreeland Bikini Big TIts

Could Caroline Vreeland have tried to tie that bikini any tighter? Why does this look make me think of the butcher shop when they wrap the meat up in twine to hold all the fat together?

She’s an aspiring singer, possibly a fixture in the LA thing, a girl with a rockin’ set of massive fat tits who once auditioned for American Idol but never made it, and who now runs around with bloggers to fashion events, and still hasn’t made it.

She’s the OG influencer age, probably 30 now, who started in 2013 and still hasn’t made it.

She’s got a weird fucking body, but focus on how top heavy she is, cuz the rest of her, even with cosmetic injections is far less appealing.

It’s always funny to see someone, especially with fat tits, trying so hard to make it, not really make it to where they think they should make it, cuz even big tits don’t get hits anymore. Too much competition…but I am sure eher life is better than yours and that is what really matters.


Caroline Vreeland Bikini Big TIts

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland|SFW

2019

14

Jan

Caroline Vreeland Massive Tits Sucking It In of the Day

Caroline Vreeland Massive TIts Sucking It In

Caroline Vreelandis still sucking it in…still busty…I mean those are some huge tits on a huge frame to support those tits…

CAROLINE VREELAND, who plays herself off as some fashion expert or socialite, because her imaginary grandmother, who may be her actual great grandmother, but I feel is an angle – was a famous editor at Vogue…named Diana Vreeland…

I guess it would be an obscure angle to try to get famous off a great grandma who isn’t even your great grandma…so maybe Diana Vreeland is in fact her great grandmother…but trying to ride your great grandma’s name is pretty fucking weak…unless you’re a HEARST…

Point being….she was in LA, hung out with socialites, partied, did the whole social media thing early on, never quite got famous, but always got invited to important events thanks to the great grandma connection and a BFF who was an instagram whore…and now her big tits, that are impressive big tits, have done what you’d expect them to do…which is….destroy the rest of her body…because whatever we are looking at is fucking weird looking..probably a metabolism slowing down as you get older situation….or a big tits are great until the rest of the body follows their lead…cuz this tied up mess looks like some fucking Sunday Roast in a 1960s era White American Family ad…you know the 1960s…when her Great Grandma she dick rides was famous…

Point being…the aspiring pop star, who became a bit of a lazy instagram personality that got to travel as a plus one, still isn’t famous…and her body isn’t holding up too well to the challenge.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland|SFW

2018

30

Oct

Caroline Vreeland Not Great Bikini Body of the Day

Caroline Vreeland Not Great Bikini Body Black Thong

The tragedy with big tits is that they don’t really last, especially if they are natural, not only because of enemy of the state – breast cancer – but because time has an affect on things…and time can do wrong to things…and eventually the big tits sag, they always do..and the fat cells that made the big tits thanks to hormone imbalances and whatever else makes big tits…I am not a scientist…end up elsewhere…

So a skinny bitch with sloppy tits, eventually ends up sloppy, because her big tits in the first place are so anti-fitness, just globules of fat….

Caroline Vreeland is not important, she tries to be relevant, she has been for a while and luckily for her, the world embraces fat girls like they embrace fat tits so maybe by 40 she’ll have that celebrity she’s been chasing all these years…good luck…in the meantime, lay off the carbs on your MEATLESS MONDAYS bitch.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland|SFW

2018

03

Oct

Caroline Vreeland Massive Tits of the Day

Caroline Vreeland Massive Tits Nude Dress

Caroline Vreeland is not hot, but she doesn’t need to be hot, she can just have tits, and do just fine with that…her body weird…as it would be…when you’re deformed and carry your weight in your tits the way she does…not to say she’s fat, but she is dumpy looking, and I’m not really a fan, I don’t look at her and want to fuck her tits, I don’t even like they way her tits look in the nudes I’ve posted of her in the past, she’s sort of just average at best, trying hard to be relevant, going to all the events, she’s years deep in this hustle, and there is a reason she hasn’t made it yet…

I mean girls with far less tits, access and a great grandmother who probably isnt’ even her grandmother but part of her lie to get her into fashion events…doing far more than her….but she exists…

She hangs with influencers, celebs, is in Hollywood, wants to be a singer and has huge tits…yet has been at this for 5-8 years and still not a household name…you’d think she’d take the hint, but I guess she’s just living man…and it’s finally coming together for her…persistence people..keep up the good work…those tits will eventually excite people and you will eventually exist…

She is getting brand deals though, so I guess she’s hanging at the right tables and people are starting to sign checks in her name…but it’s been a fucking while, almost a pathetic amount of time that she’s wanted this to happen and that alone makes her pathetic.

Big tits though. That’s an accomplishment.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland|SFW

2018

21

Aug

Caroline Vreeland Sucking it In of the Day

Caroline Vreeland Big Fat TIts and Gunt Red Bikini

Caroline Vreeland has a really weird shaped body, you’d have to be weirdly shaped to have tits as massive as hers, tits that are her one solid marketing tool, tits that you’ve likely seen before, tits that are on a beach in a bikini while she works on her social media, instagram, relevant for the paparazzi hustle….

She’s been around for a while, she claims her great granny was a iconic figure at Vogue magazine, making her “fashion” by default. She hangs in LA with other clickbait influencer attention seekers. She’s been trying to get famous for years as a singer. But all anyone ever cares about is her tits…as they should..they are massive….

So trying to be funny or clever or whatever is irrelevant, talent not needed, her singing a joke really….when she’s overshadowed by these monstrous mams.

It’s just nice to see a woman who didn’t want to be defined for her tits, accepting her tits and thus promoting her tits.


Caroline Vreeland Big Fat TIts and Gunt Red Bikini

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland|SFW

2018

14

Aug

Caroline Vreeland Golden Shower Titty Shake of the Day

Caroline Vreeland really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of anything…she has massive tits, but the rest of her body is so weirdly shaped, it’s like some top heavy cartoon character, you know you’ve seen the 300 pound man who carries all his weight about the waist….looking like he’s from some vintage cartoon like the Pink Panther….

she’s like the titty version of that, obviously, I can easily buy into and support some 30 year old whore, who has been trying everything to get famous as a singer for the last 10 years, including the use of her tits, that I’ve posted before, yet people don’t give a fuck about her.

She’s tried to hang with relevant instagrammers who posted and tagged her and her massive tits and she still struggled to go viral and get followers. She was stuck at like 80k followers for 4 fucking years…

She has a relative she pretends was her grandmother who was some Vogue writer or creative director, you know a legit famous person in the fashion industry who had the same last name….to give her some credit in fashion…like I said…she tries every angle. She goes to every event. She hangs with people more popular than her. Yet the only thing she has going for her…are the monster tits, the natural huge tits, that are freakish and exciting to us perverts, but that have amazingly done very little for her.

I mean I can find you dozens of big titty women who used their big tits that aren’t even this big, in less shameless ways to get so much more.

It’s weird to see someone with such big tits sucking so hard at something she puts so much effort into…

I mean I am sure she get paid now, it’s happening for her, but it has happened to so many people with lesser tits who tried so much less, and put less personality and tit into what they do…which makes me wonder what is wrong with her..besides her weird hip to waist ratio you won’t notice cuz LOOK AT THOSE MASSIVE TITS.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland|SFW

2018

12

Mar

Caroline Vreeland Needs to Chill of the Day

Caroline Vreeland big tits pink tube top

Caroline Vreeland is some 30 or 40 year old, sloppy looking LA chick, who has been trying to be famous since she was 18 or 19, pulling a scenester kid hustle, hanging out with every important person she could along the way, being all quirky and silly in her social media, while always celebrating her massive sloppy tits, knowing they were the only thing anyone would ever care about.

I remember when she was trying really hard to be a singer and her instagram feed was her singing to a camera, showcasing her talent like it was the voice, then she finally forgot about that and figured out a way to mooch off another instagram whore who had polarized as a fashionista, that fashion brands were confused by figured was good to use as an “influencer” for their campaigns, now flying these two idiots all over the place and even paying them to promote shit…

All while giving Caroline Vreeland this ego, this idea that she’s finally relevant, the taste of fame she wanted, the people at the fashion parties on drugs she makes laugh at her jokes know her name and some even pay her like she’s an artist and no some mainstream attention seeking pile of big titty shit…

Her personal continues to develop, in Florida, in a bathing suit, trying so fucking hard…all accessorized and done up like it was a fashion show, or like she was a Glamourous celeb, when she’s just some bitch calling the paparazzi to take pics of her…because they take pics of anyone in Miami…it’s the reason Claudia Romani and so many other garbage people exist…

I guess the only thing we need to ask ourselves is how fucking high up can this pig pull up these bathing suit bottoms…trying to find her waistline…I think she’s maxed the fuck out.

These pics are a lot about her terrible ass…but figure…she thinks she’s more than just tits…all while remaining a shameless bottom feeder…

Caroline Vreeland spreading it on the beach in a pink bikini

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland|SFW