I was actually talking about Caroline Vreeland today, I was not talking to Caroline Vreeland, I just thought it was mental that she moved out of the LA scenester scene, which is arguably empty, vile and disgusting, only to move to Canada where she has since been knocked up….because tits like that are meant to be bred…

She was a fashion influencer, an aspiring songstress, an LA socialite at some of the right parties, and now she hustles her OnlyFans, to her FASHION fans, and likely makes some decent fucking money, because bit titty Glamour modeling can be lucrative to those who like pulling out there tits.

I have always been impressed by her GIANT fucking tits, which were at times on a skinny frame, while being bigger than my fucking head, so I think the brand extension to showing those tits is a brilliant move.

This is likely from Halloween, and the only tragedy is that she didn’t make it to my area to TRICK OR TREAT, because I’d be a trick for THOSE treats….why the fuck not, they’re GIANT.

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Caroline Vreeland moved to Canada from LA to either drop out of the instagram model scene, or maybe it was to breed with a french Canadian, but either way, she’s now a hometown hottie, so I like her better than when she was some LA based set of clown tits trying to get noticed, but never fully getting noticed, even though she’s got tits that you can see from space, assuming space is real, which for other girls has got them millions upon millions of followers.

She still does the OnlyFans hustle, because when you’re a fashion influencer from a legacy of fashion influencer, her relative was a known Vogue editor in the 1920s or some shit, you have no choice but to sell your racy content to the fans who are only around for the tits, because you can see those fuckers from space, assuming space is fucking real.

Now I like a big sloppy tit bigger than my head, and Vreeland may not be the hottest, may be a little dumpy, but she is a mom and really we’re only here for the tits, so she’s awesome and doing what a host body to big tities is meant to do.

Hero.

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Caroline Vreeland’s been around for a while now, I mean as long as instagam been’s going on and girls have been going viral on there, she’s basically been on the front lines, tits first, and for whatever reason, no one seemed to care, despite how huge her tits are, and unlike other tits, like Em Rat Cow Blurred Lines Feminist tits, she eventually got a decent amount of followers, but still only at 450k which is dog shit in Instagram terms, and it took a fucking decade to get there, but you don’t need that many subscribers to get FUCKING PAID!

I remember when she was a singer or aspiring singer, then she because a sidekick to a girl with more followers, where she used her famous connection to a VOGUE EDITOR of the 1950s, who I guess she was related to, to become a Fashion prodigy that no one ever really fact checked but assumed she had fashion in her blood, which has brought her to OnlyFans, becasue that’s where the money is when you have tits so big their a fetish!

The tits have a mind of their fucking own, bigger now that she’s a mom, and they are so big they are almost gross, which is what makes them so much more exciting, like the kind of tit you want to latch onto and try to suck out the sour breast milk, until you puke all over them, MAMA!

If you were born with freakish tits like this, you’d probably never leave the house and just spend your days trying to figure out how to titty fuck yourself, but lets say you were a girl with tits like this, you’d have NO fucking choice but to make a titty fetish site, they are legendary!

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I was QUICK to POST a story that has made international news reflecting the insanity of the woke , equality, liberalism, because a SHOP teacher decided to identify as a chick, and his version of transitioning involved getting himself some ANIME or HENTAI level titties to his waistline, and it’s been funny watching the media trying to navigate it without being offensive, because when dealing with trannies, you have to tread lightly as to not be called a HATE CRIME.

That’s the BRILLIANCE in the story, which is that the dude is TROLLING his school board, who penalized him for being “toxic masculine” last school season, so he took it upon himself to say “fine, I’m trans now, what you going to do about it” and thus became the most NEXT LEVEL, parody of a trans person, that the SCHOOL BOARD now has to defend on the international LEVEL, because that’s the fucking law!

It’s a masterful troll if true, my kind of troll, man I’ve dropped the “I am transgender” line to get my PAYPAL back at least once, YOU NEED TO, they can’t ever tell you that you are not!

That’s why the OVERLY liberal comedy, is some of the best out there, mocking these idiots for their idiotic virtue signaling bullshit!

Anyway, I just saw this pic of Caroline Vreeland and said – Oh Shit, she’s that Oakville Ontario Shop teacher in REAL life form and that is a meme!

How about some TOPLESS WOKENESS to off-set the VREELAND TITS!

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I always need to be cautious while covering Caroline Vreeland’s monstrous and amazingly huge new mom tits that are bigger than your head and almost intimidating to look at, I mean, I couldn’t imagine being in the same room as these things, it’s on a circus freak show level of amazing, you know if you were the weirdo into fucking bearded ladies, or into fucking midgets, or into fucking strong men…where the freaks of the freakshow are two insanely large breasts, likely bigger than any breast you’ve ever seen.

But yeah, I need to be cautious writing about her because she lives in the same city as me, is now a Canadian through marriage, and can turn the woke liberal canadian socialist hate crime police on me for being sexist by reducing a woman to tits that are so fucking big they need their own talk show….I hear that pervert Ellen is out of work, maybe Vreeland’s tits are the answer to the compelling interviews and silly opening dance.

The point is, the fact that these tits are in the same city as me as I write this, but that I’m not perched on some telephone pole staring at them, or hiring some nerd to hack their security camera system, is really a fail on my part.

I don’t even know if I can write that, is that seen as threatening, I mean obviously I am joking, but it’s definitely something else knowing tits like this are eating poutine like a french girl because these boobs are on another level and thus should be celebrated as such….

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