Caroline Vreeland is a hometown hottie who I have never seen working the streets and who I have never hired my homeless friend Jean-Marie who owns nothing but a camera to take paparazzi pics of, but seeing as she’s the only real LA influenced who has got bit by the French Canadian penis so hard it made her a baby and forced her to move to the snowdrift we call home, a crazy thing to think about when she can live anywhere in the world since she’s a remote worker, just not the right kind of remote where you can run her vibrator from your computer the way the original cam girls who built OnlyFans before the normies moved in on their turf did.

Anyway, she was born with boobs too big to not monetize, they are bigger than her head, so this is her doing her god given calling, my only criticism is where are the nips, you’re in French country now…which is a whole other level of sexing yourself up and a tit is not a tit doing the best a tit can do without a nip, sorry cancer survivors.

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