Caroline Vreeland moved to Canada from LA to either drop out of the instagram model scene, or maybe it was to breed with a french Canadian, but either way, she’s now a hometown hottie, so I like her better than when she was some LA based set of clown tits trying to get noticed, but never fully getting noticed, even though she’s got tits that you can see from space, assuming space is real, which for other girls has got them millions upon millions of followers.

She still does the OnlyFans hustle, because when you’re a fashion influencer from a legacy of fashion influencer, her relative was a known Vogue editor in the 1920s or some shit, you have no choice but to sell your racy content to the fans who are only around for the tits, because you can see those fuckers from space, assuming space is fucking real.

Now I like a big sloppy tit bigger than my head, and Vreeland may not be the hottest, may be a little dumpy, but she is a mom and really we’re only here for the tits, so she’s awesome and doing what a host body to big tities is meant to do.

Hero.

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