Want to know what’s way better than actually going on vacation to some far off tropical place with low income women willing to suck you off for very affordable prices because the travel economy is what keeps them afloat?

Staring at internet bitches showing off their tanlines, because you get that same tanline experience, without the actual human interaction or human experience, or story to tell your friends, neightbors, old folks home roommates, basically anyone who will listen to your glory days, but instead you can hide behind your computer screen, alone, irrelevant, getting a taste of the tanlines without actually tasting the tanlines.

In conclusion, the internet fucking sucks, but at least it keeps us distracted.

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