I don’t know where this Caroline Vreeland, who for the record is a massive boobed model who was an LA scenster before moving to Canada to make babies, eat Maple Syrup and face the cold for LOVE….which is actually a pretty remarkable story….

I live in Canada and I highly doubt ANY instagram famous, massive titty, to the point where the ridiculous tits could power a an instagram of their own, you know two highly personable tits you’d follow because their so freakishly big, the way you want massive tits to be….GO BIG OR GO HOME….not that she had much say in their size, genetics or dairy and poultry from questionable sources maybe, but probably not by design….

But yeah, girls just don’t leave the comfort of the LA scene, or the Miami scene, to live behind the socialist ice wall that is Canada….if anything they all go the other way and leave Canada for the promise of being immersed with some of the worst and least interesting people in the world, who think they are important, because they are in LA or rich….

When Vreeland first made the move for her Canadian husband, I was convinced as a Canadian that it was just a fling, but clearly he mastered her vagina in ways that would make her weather an 8 months long storm…..MAYBE love is real…..like these monster boobs that we should all SEE a lot more of because when you are built like this, containing them is a crime against them….MAYBE something the tits can sue her for emancipation like angry teens who want their freedom…only tits…and if that ever happens, I have a basement apartment that can house them.

This is a new mom, doing new mom thing, and she’s looking better than she did before being a mom….I still don’t understand how that works but it seems to be a constant thread with these breeders….WHY ARE YOU ALL BETTER AFTER KIDS THAN BEFORE….that goes against EVERYTHING I believe.

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