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Caroline Vreeland was an LA based set of big scenester tits that were aspiring to be a singer, only to decide to try the fashion thing because a distant relative of hers was an important figure at Vogue and she could leverage that to her benefit, only to end up in shitty Montreal Canada where she’s had one French Canadian baby and is onto her second French Canadian baby, while still producing OnlyFans titty content because she understands with tits like this, you gotta make money off them, especially when they are official mommy milkers, cuz she’s actually pregnant…

I don’t know how I feel about pregnant chicks doing OnlyFans and I don’t even know how I feel about Caroline Vreeland’s giant greased up like a pig at a wrestle tits, but they happened, they exist and well….check em out….it’s just gross across the board…but the TITS so big!

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It’s Friday, all the local girls are out there in their short skirts, showing off their long legs, rocking their braless tits….ready for a good time, a weekend gangbang….but none of the local girls are quite as huge breasted as Caroline Vreeland who has moved to Canada, in what I would assume was to stalk me, since I’m such a pivotal part of her career as I talk shit staring at her huge tits…

It’s Friday motherfuckers and thus a sex party in my pants….where everyone’s invited…but no one has shown up….reminiscent of my childhood social gatherings…

But hey, check out Vreeland’s currently pregnant MILKERS…they are TERRIFYING and also AMAZING…

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Caroline Vreeland was an LA hipster on instagram back in the early days of instagram, she was able to leverage her last name, that may not even be her actual last name on her birth certificate, but one of her relatives was a big player at VOGUE for a decades in the early days, so it was an angle that could be used for some self pushed NEPOTISM, rather than organic nepotism….

It’s basically the kind of nepotism that requires you to walk around with your DNA tests, family tree and a portfolio case or powerpoint presentation that you can use to explain to everyone who you are related to, why you are important and why you deserve the VIP…

Couple that self starter, self promoting approach with some GIANT FUCKING tits and you’ve got a recipe to win…..

Despite having all it takes to win, she ended up doing OnlyFans, while still doing fashion while moving to Canada from LA…and well….that works better for me, cuz the fashion industry is trash, but not trashy enough to jerk off to….but titty content, especially sloppy titty content may be….especially since she’s preggers and the tits that started out giant are far more giant…wild.

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Caroline Vreeland is a local hottie, so it’s important for me to bring nothing by praise her way….in the event I am out busking for stripper money and she walks past me and recognizes my internet troll stance….which won’t happen, since this site barely exists, but IMAGINE it did….

Not worth talking shit on someone, especially when that someone is a respectable wife and mother who moonlights posting racy content for the pervert fans with credit cards because it pays.

The racy content for the pervert fans is just “Instagram Influencer 2.0″….you have the dudes by the balls thanks to your tits, they already follow you and just beg for more tit, pervert sites repost the tits, and then brand deals are too few and far between, now that the celebs have decided to be influencers, or everyone and their mother became influences, so the real hero move, the strategic business move, is getting paid off the actual fans who care…

So yeah, big boobs bigger than your head in some artsy bath-tub selfies when the kid is at daycare or with the dad…is my kind of parenting…and I guess my kind of infleuncer influencing….because ultimately, even calling themselves influencers is a fucking joke, most of these people couldn’t influence anyone to do much but jerk off to them….OR in them….

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Caroline Vreeland is a hometown hottie, not because she’s from this town, but because she moved her after finding love in Florida and has integrated herself as a fixture in the local community, at least I assume she has. I don’t believe in leaving the basement in which I dwell….I figure the black molds’ got a grip on me and won’t let me out of here.

She’s a LA scenester, turned fashion influencer, who through it all has had EPIC huge, BIGGER than your head tits….that I guess she realized the PEOPLE wanted to see, that the PEOPLE were willing to pay for, because GIANT tits are a fetish for everyone and if you’re born with them, you shouldn’t give them away for free…and if you aren’t willing to work at a stripclub doing lapdances…selling them is a solid strategy in the big tit hustle.

I don’t hate the exclusive content world, I don’t really understand dudes paying for nudes, I figure I’m more of a “the world is competitive, use what you get to get where you need to go” and think collectively, dudes shouldn’t pay for the exclusive content because there will still be ample nudes from women trying to get noticed, trying to get the likes and follows, it’s a currency you know…

Anyway, she’s posing on sheer lingerie with a pair of panties in her mouth, similar to how you jerk off when you’re mom’s grocery shopping, but I doubt her panties are this hot….and the whole shoot is pretty low level porny, featuring female grabbing tits, making it a wild and crazy merge to porno from fashion, the way nature intended when fashion stops paying….

The point of the story, it’s pretty hot.

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Hometown Hottie, who I should probably hire to be the body of DrunkenStepfather since it’d be convenient, however, none of you motherfuckers give me money to pool together to hire big boobs to do fun and exciting DrunkenStepfather content with and brands pretty much hate me, so I’d probably have to no pay her the fee she’d want and our weekly Vreeland/Stepfather photoshoot ART PROJECT would end after one shoot.

Life as a failed media EMPIRE…..

Anyway, she moved from the LA scene she was pretty dominant in to Montreal Canada because of LOVE…and the big titty influencer, turned Fashion influencer, who is now an OnlyFans influencer, because the big titty she was gifted could not be neglected, has graced us with some Valentine’s Day themed lingerie content featuring her big tits, that are now mom tits, but that were big tits before they were mom tits, just when they were lactacting mom tits, they were obscene sized tits, and the whole thing is just moderately exciting in a world where NO ONE cares about ANYTHING…even BIG TITS.

Well, I fucking won’t let the general apathy and negativity of the population get me down, BIG TITS still excite me and I’m fucking staring at them like it was still the fucking 90s bro.

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Caroline Vreeland is an original set of Instagram boobs…she was in what I am sure she thought was the cool internet influencer scene at the time…going to all the right events on their circuit of parties around the world you needed to be at to be considered someone who matters.

All that was bullshit then, even more bullshit now that a bunch of new generation content kids came up making hundreds of times more money than these old broads who at the time thought they were top of the charts….Through it all, she’s carries her giant tits!

Now based in Canada with a Canadian baby, she’s selling you exclusive access to her racier Titty content because at a certain point, with tits as big as this, you need to let them be their own business, they are huge!

Whether you want to body shame the mom, talk about how 30s aren’t 20s when you eat the poutine and decadent foods of Canada, I just think all tits bigger than your head turn into two seats on the airplane so with that in mind, Caroline is still killing it and when your tits run the show, the rest of the body, the personality and face take the backseat to the good times that could be had with the big old tits!

Anyway, she’s on vacation and brought the tits!

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Caroline Vreeland is a hometown hottie who I have never seen working the streets and who I have never hired my homeless friend Jean-Marie who owns nothing but a camera to take paparazzi pics of, but seeing as she’s the only real LA influenced who has got bit by the French Canadian penis so hard it made her a baby and forced her to move to the snowdrift we call home, a crazy thing to think about when she can live anywhere in the world since she’s a remote worker, just not the right kind of remote where you can run her vibrator from your computer the way the original cam girls who built OnlyFans before the normies moved in on their turf did.

Anyway, she was born with boobs too big to not monetize, they are bigger than her head, so this is her doing her god given calling, my only criticism is where are the nips, you’re in French country now…which is a whole other level of sexing yourself up and a tit is not a tit doing the best a tit can do without a nip, sorry cancer survivors.

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Caroline Vreeland lives in Canada now, she fell in love with Poutine and had a kid with one, or something along those lines. I don’t know the details, I just know fries, gravy and cheese curds were involved.

As someone who lives in Canada, I always didn’t bother trying to produce slutty content with local sluts, in part because it’s expensive, annoying, I’m lazy, I hate people, girls find me gross and even when they MeToo me know notices and I don’t feel the need to bring you original conttent.. so there’s really no upside.

However, I used to say “it’s not inspiring here, the lighting is shit, the city is shit, even the hot girls here go elsewhere to get their slutty pics done, so I’ll just stare at mom ass at the grocery store…”

Well, as it turns out, when you have giant tits bigger than my head, none of that matters, you can shoot those tits in a basement, amongst crackwhores, in a sewage treatment facility, some would pay more for them to be in a sewage treatment facility….because BIG tits are just that good at their job….

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