Caroline Vreeland is a hometown hottie, not because she’s from this town, but because she moved her after finding love in Florida and has integrated herself as a fixture in the local community, at least I assume she has. I don’t believe in leaving the basement in which I dwell….I figure the black molds’ got a grip on me and won’t let me out of here.

She’s a LA scenester, turned fashion influencer, who through it all has had EPIC huge, BIGGER than your head tits….that I guess she realized the PEOPLE wanted to see, that the PEOPLE were willing to pay for, because GIANT tits are a fetish for everyone and if you’re born with them, you shouldn’t give them away for free…and if you aren’t willing to work at a stripclub doing lapdances…selling them is a solid strategy in the big tit hustle.

I don’t hate the exclusive content world, I don’t really understand dudes paying for nudes, I figure I’m more of a “the world is competitive, use what you get to get where you need to go” and think collectively, dudes shouldn’t pay for the exclusive content because there will still be ample nudes from women trying to get noticed, trying to get the likes and follows, it’s a currency you know…

Anyway, she’s posing on sheer lingerie with a pair of panties in her mouth, similar to how you jerk off when you’re mom’s grocery shopping, but I doubt her panties are this hot….and the whole shoot is pretty low level porny, featuring female grabbing tits, making it a wild and crazy merge to porno from fashion, the way nature intended when fashion stops paying….

The point of the story, it’s pretty hot.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland