Hometown Hottie, who I should probably hire to be the body of DrunkenStepfather since it’d be convenient, however, none of you motherfuckers give me money to pool together to hire big boobs to do fun and exciting DrunkenStepfather content with and brands pretty much hate me, so I’d probably have to no pay her the fee she’d want and our weekly Vreeland/Stepfather photoshoot ART PROJECT would end after one shoot.

Life as a failed media EMPIRE…..

Anyway, she moved from the LA scene she was pretty dominant in to Montreal Canada because of LOVE…and the big titty influencer, turned Fashion influencer, who is now an OnlyFans influencer, because the big titty she was gifted could not be neglected, has graced us with some Valentine’s Day themed lingerie content featuring her big tits, that are now mom tits, but that were big tits before they were mom tits, just when they were lactacting mom tits, they were obscene sized tits, and the whole thing is just moderately exciting in a world where NO ONE cares about ANYTHING…even BIG TITS.

Well, I fucking won’t let the general apathy and negativity of the population get me down, BIG TITS still excite me and I’m fucking staring at them like it was still the fucking 90s bro.

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