Caroline Vreeland is a local hottie, so it’s important for me to bring nothing by praise her way….in the event I am out busking for stripper money and she walks past me and recognizes my internet troll stance….which won’t happen, since this site barely exists, but IMAGINE it did….

Not worth talking shit on someone, especially when that someone is a respectable wife and mother who moonlights posting racy content for the pervert fans with credit cards because it pays.

The racy content for the pervert fans is just “Instagram Influencer 2.0″….you have the dudes by the balls thanks to your tits, they already follow you and just beg for more tit, pervert sites repost the tits, and then brand deals are too few and far between, now that the celebs have decided to be influencers, or everyone and their mother became influences, so the real hero move, the strategic business move, is getting paid off the actual fans who care…

So yeah, big boobs bigger than your head in some artsy bath-tub selfies when the kid is at daycare or with the dad…is my kind of parenting…and I guess my kind of infleuncer influencing….because ultimately, even calling themselves influencers is a fucking joke, most of these people couldn’t influence anyone to do much but jerk off to them….OR in them….

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