Caroline Vreeland’s boobs are so fucking big I call her Vreeland Boob So Big….I don’t actually call her anything, but she does live in the same city as me so if I ever randomly saw her cross the street in front of me, I’d do my best to call her that as evidence that I call her Vreeland Boob So Big so you all stop calling me a liar.

Her boobs are arguably too big. They are at the level of grossly big, mutant tits, just meant to be on a morbidly obese chick on an oxygen tank and a handicap scooter build for two because she’s so fucking fat, but the tits in some freak accident landed on a girl who carries all her weight in her tits…and isn’t actually obese.

I like sloppy tits, they are insane, but they’re also magical because they are tits.

I like tits so big I can revert back to being little kids craving the giant tit to suck on sustain us as humans and keep us alive, FOR SURVIVAL…But there’s something about these tits that scare me….since they are tits…in a good way….maybe they should inspire me to write a horror movie on the attack of the killer tit….too much work…I’ll stare at her laying in bed tit instead.

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