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2026

05

Aug

Public Nudity of the Day

I’ve dedicated my life to getting girls to flash me.

I remember going as far back as I can and saying “show me your panties”….”show me your tits”….and sometimes I’d even get more sophisticated in my manipulation tactics, but asking them “what color are your panties, let’s see em”….and a little “how big are your nipples, let’s see them”…I had a success rate of about 0, but there were occasional accidental flashes and one or two times a homeless chick pulled out her pussy…

The good news is that thanks to the demonic internet machine, these girls who want to be flashing, but who would likely never flash me because I creeped them out, are out here flashing..

The internet makes girls flash so you don’t have to…

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2026

17

Apr

Public Nudity of the Day

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Going into the weekend, I figure you should celebrate some public nudity because public nudity is great.

Since you’re not getting to see public nudity, being the loser that you are, and if you were to partake in public nudity again, they’ll actually lock you up in the institution this time….the safer public nudity is the internet kind.

The idea of girls getting naked in public is hot, even when the girls aren’t that hot. It’s daring, it’s edgy, it’s adventurous, it’s exhibitionism…

So here’s some of that….

In a world where they push ugly celebs on us…the non-celebs tend to be the hotter ones.

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2026

08

Apr

Public Nudity of the Day

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The world is a wonderful place, full of adventure an excitement, it’s just the people in it who tend to fucking suck…

This whole internet online experience, that has removed us from the human experience, by giving us a videogame version of a human experience is probably to blame.

Sure, life sucked when you were a homesteader in winter dying of scurvy, with 8 sick kids, only 1 who will make it….

But at least it didn’t suck as hard as internet memes, doom scrolling, the news, propaganda, and other bullshit…

It’s nice to disconnect, reconnect with nature, our natural form…..

But it’s not that easy to do, so in this world that is relatively boring, depressing and disgusting, filled with dog shit people…..

At least we’ve got girls taking nude selfies in public, you know the way they were meant to…

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2025

15

Jan

Dunkin Worker of the Day

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Time to make the donuts…

Yesterday, I posted a Starbucks girl to celebrate Starbucks removal of the homeless loiterers ruining suburbian mom’s 10 dollar coffee experience….

But it didn’t sit right with me, because I hate that overpriced pretentious bullshit mall-brand coffee shop. If you want to get a good coffee, or a pretentious coffee there are options far better than Starbucks, from your local Italian to your local hipster.

I figured there really is only on real coffee shop and that’s Dunkin…because America runs on Dunkin….

They may be pretentious with their Matchas and their Lattes out of a machine to speak to the poor man’s evolving palates and his sophisticated demands in an internet world where living in a trailer park means living in a Tiny Home community and furnishing your trailer can look like a trendy instagram set at an afforable rate because the off-brand shit is now the on-brand shit.

There was a time when poverty looked poverty, but they decided to make the low quality shit look good, and make VINTAGE something called THRIFTING and not taking charity from the church…

Anyway, this is America’s pop culture site by a Canadian, and as far as I’m concerned Dunkin is America’s coffee. It’s the working man’s coffee, so we should celebrate slutty employees from DUNKIN who take slutty photos at Dunkin in uniform, to give perverts like me and you something to fantasize over because our Dunkin employee is either 85 and has been there since the 80s when the chain first got real popular, or an Indian….

The point is, naked coffee has been around forever, a friend used to get his donuts and coffee from some daytime strippers in Fort Lauderdale. The mainstream chains haven’t caught onto it, they’re too busy doing Super Bowl ads with Matt and Ben Affleck and J.Lo…..when their staff are actually the innovative ones, the ones pushing the brand forward into a modern worlds, of perversion…

Give this girl a raise!

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2010

12

May

Some Bitches Modeling Lingerie in the Streets of the Day

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This is what I call some Rogue Lingerie modeling. It’s like these bitches don’t need a runway, or a studio, or a beach to get half naked and posing. They don’t need a photographer, or camera crew, or make-up artist. They don’t need high profile hotels to relax between takes. They just get up, get out and get naked on the streets promoting some bra that is supposed to make your tits two cup sizes bigger, something I assume flat chested Paris Hilton’s been using the last few nights out as a single girl, and really more girls need to stop worrying about making their tits look two cups bigger, cuz you are just gonna disappoint a homie when he gets you home, but
start worrying about leaving the house like these bitches did, cuz gorilla-style, grass roots, bikini modeling is something every pussy should be into….it’ll make my world a better place….like that Michael Jackson song, but with less child molesting and more half nakedness.