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2025

15

Jan

Dunkin Worker of the Day

Time to make the donuts…

Yesterday, I posted a Starbucks girl to celebrate Starbucks removal of the homeless loiterers ruining suburbian mom’s 10 dollar coffee experience….

But it didn’t sit right with me, because I hate that overpriced pretentious bullshit mall-brand coffee shop. If you want to get a good coffee, or a pretentious coffee there are options far better than Starbucks, from your local Italian to your local hipster.

I figured there really is only on real coffee shop and that’s Dunkin…because America runs on Dunkin….

They may be pretentious with their Matchas and their Lattes out of a machine to speak to the poor man’s evolving palates and his sophisticated demands in an internet world where living in a trailer park means living in a Tiny Home community and furnishing your trailer can look like a trendy instagram set at an afforable rate because the off-brand shit is now the on-brand shit.

There was a time when poverty looked poverty, but they decided to make the low quality shit look good, and make VINTAGE something called THRIFTING and not taking charity from the church…

Anyway, this is America’s pop culture site by a Canadian, and as far as I’m concerned Dunkin is America’s coffee. It’s the working man’s coffee, so we should celebrate slutty employees from DUNKIN who take slutty photos at Dunkin in uniform, to give perverts like me and you something to fantasize over because our Dunkin employee is either 85 and has been there since the 80s when the chain first got real popular, or an Indian….

The point is, naked coffee has been around forever, a friend used to get his donuts and coffee from some daytime strippers in Fort Lauderdale. The mainstream chains haven’t caught onto it, they’re too busy doing Super Bowl ads with Matt and Ben Affleck and J.Lo…..when their staff are actually the innovative ones, the ones pushing the brand forward into a modern worlds, of perversion…

Give this girl a raise!

Posted in:Public Nudity|Working

2007

26

Sep

I am – Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures of the Day

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One of my readers just emailed me giving me shit for waking up at 2 pm. I guess I am living the life of a useless degenerate slob and I would be disgusted by myself if I was an outsider lookin’ in, but sleeping in until 2 pm is one of life’s luxuries when you don’t have a job. It’s like being a 15 year old all over again.

The reality is that I am a degenerate loser who is usless and a slob, but I didn’t wake up at 2 pm, but I could have if I wanted to because I am unemployed. I actually woke up at 8:30 and went downtown to watch girls in their work clothes walking around, rushing to get to their jobs, drinkin’ their morning coffees in the pinstripe skirts, talkin on their cellulars, smoking their cigarettes and the whole experience was like porno.

I like doing this every couple of days because it makes me happy to know that the world has changed so much that women have been taken out of the kitchen and dropped into the workforce. It breeds strong financially independent women who are either too busy to want to get locked down so they just have one-night stands over and over again because they think the Sex in the City dream is as glamourous as they made it out to be on TV, without realizing that it’s a TV show and real life doesn’t work like that, and that they are just sad lonely whores with respectable jobs that can afford to get their hair done, and nice enough clothes and a personal trainer so that men with money can try to seduce them by taking them out to fancy places, because even girls in their mid-20s are influenced by the media and once they do get locked down because they realize that TV lied to them and that they were miserable being independent whores but still want to keep focus on their career, that means the guy can stay home at let them pay their way….It’s a welcomed societal change. Until they leave you for a co-worker and you have to go on welfare.

Here are some bikini pictures of Kristin Cavallari on set, because her work clothes are a bikini…..but then again doing what she does isn’t really a work…it’s more like getting paid to have a good time while all you other fuckers are out working hard for a fraction of her money and based on the facial expressions she’s making, she’s a worse actor that my 5 year old neighbor who played Santa in his Christmas Pageant..and this movie will be worse than having to sit through his play even though he was more believable that role than this over exaggerated mess. Enjoy.


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