Not only did the paparazzi kill Princess Diana, but they also forgot to get a picture of Liz Olson’s ass in leggings.

They’ve got one fucking job to do and you’d think that for all the good sleazy content they’ve captured over the last 100 years of celebrity, they’d know to run behind her and get some close up shots of her leggings hugged ass..

It’s like I see bitches in tight pants daily, and I always manage to get behind them to get that vantage point.

Sometimes I can even see their fat pussy lips FROM BEHIND…through the leggings and I’m an overweight, old, lazy pile of shit of a human.

These nimble career stalkers should be able to do better…

I mean, I can’t even see her pussy definition from the front….

Do they work for Liz Olson, or her management, or her latest movie’s marketing team, because they can’t be independent shooters, because if they were…there would be ass shots…and the only reason their aren’t is because Liz Olson has rules involving not having her ass the focal point of any pictures.

IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES SENSE…

Make PAPARAZZI-ING great again….

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Liz Olsen is the Olsen sister who got away, or the one who had to work as an adult after her twin sisters became legends to a generation of girls, allowing them to retire by 15 years old, so that they could spend the rest of their lives marrying billionaires, or being involved in the death of Heath Ledger and whatever else they’ve been up to…

People are fans of her tits, because she’s less alien and creepy than the other Olsen’s even though she’s getting on in age.

She’s been in some action/comic book movies and TV show, which secures a guaranteed output of nerd cum every quarter, so in speaking to those fans, she’s attended some event with her tits in a bra, which is pretty racy for someone of her stature and celebrity….

She’s clearly doing it for the fans to jerk off to….and that’s kind and generous…

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We have come to that point in internet content creation that even the stars like Liz Olsen, who I would say is pretty A-List, has gone into the social media content creation hustle, where she’s sharing what would have been considered to be a NUDE about 20 years ago, which is now just a nightgown pic that so happens to show off what seem to be pretty big titties…and I guess that’s something to celebrate.

I would hate to complain that A-listers are doing the instagram thing…I mean I know I can be a whining bitch about how clickbait is shit, how celebs should be better than this, how they shouldn’t need to reduce themselves to aggressive content….BECAUSE ultimately it’s amazing that they do…

It’s amazing we have witnessed the celebrity being untouchable, to being JUST like you…

Long gone are the days of waiting for the paparazzi to hide in her closet while she’s fucking her husband…or climbing the fence at their beach ViLA for the pool pics….instead they just post it up themselves..

The other IG girls should be nervous, the celebs are moving in on their turf and there’s no real competing with them…but there is coming to them…which is a little different but still involves come….

Point of the story…LIZ OLSEN’s got boobs!

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I don’t do that whole comic book virgin loser nerd shit, whether nerds are cool, comics are mainstream, and hot chicks are not opposed to the whole thing like they once were, it’s just not how my autistic-ish mind processes things, if it’s not realistic I feel like an asshole watching it and superpowers aren’t realistic…so I just avoid it as a whole…

But for whatever reason, I’ve watched Wandavision and I like it…probably because I like old sitcoms, watch reruns on MeTv and think of the glory days of TV….which the Disney show I don’t pay to access by the way, I use other people’s accounts, hit it alright….and the super hero shit becomes some shitty sitcom storyline so I don’t feel like as much of an asshole watching it…

Not to mention, Liz Olsen’s got tits…like so many girls before her…and after her…but she’s still got tits….not the biggest or the smallest….but tits…

So this is from tonight’s episode apparently, I figured I’d post it up, not to endorse the evil overlords that are the Disney People…or the show, but rather Liz Olsen, the Olsen Twin who still works because she’s not worth 500 million dollars…has tits…

Most importantly, I am an advocate of the leotard, it is the one article of clothing that touches ass, pussy and tits at the same time…a magical skill to have….so here’s that Super Hero Leotard Shit…

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Elizabeth is in the very hyped WANDAVISION for Disney+ so you know it won’t be one of those cutting edge art films that bridges the gap between hardcore porn and hollywood films thanks to the actors having real sex as they fucking should…I mean for one they are all fucking perverts who fuck each other anyway, for two they are all fucking on the same strain of herpes as they all fuck each other anyway, for three they get paid too fucking much to not fuck…I mean porn girls get 1500 a scene….these Hollywood bitches get Tens of Thousands if not more per day…

But Disney did do something right, they squeezed the hot Olsen because she didn’t have to share the womb with another one, so she got all the resources to her damn self, into a body suit, showgirl, flapper girl, I don’t know what you’d call this outfit maybe a Cabaret Outfit…who fuicking cares…her ass looks dumpy, a little too 1940s, but her tits are there and that’s what counts…

Good job DISNEY on bringing the celebrity porn…you fucking perverts…because everything is porn seeing as someone out there has jerked off to it…which is disturbing when you map out all the different things you can come up with that people have jacked off to.

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