Jenna Ortega is packaged as some hot chick.

She is creepily small, giving her that teen girl body that got her cast in Wednesday, but not he good kind of teen body that’s just about 18 with giant fertile tits ready to take on the world before turning fat, she’s the kind of teen body that looks like she’s in the Chess club at her middle school….she reminds me of the nerdy kid in Boy Meets World before Maitland Ward was on the show and before she was taking 4 black cocks in her fat old asshole…

Which is why I don’t support the Jenna Ortega being sexualized movement. I find her disturbing as a concept…..

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Jenna Ortega’s the Goth Sydney Sweeney because they are both super fucking hyped actresses in Hollywood that Gen Z like to jerk off to….and they both have ceiling eyes.

Ortega doesn’t have the tits to balance out the dopey eyes, but she plays the goth Tim Burton Muse in the Addams Family Spin Off and the Beetlejuice sequel…and in this satanic world run by a satanic Hollywood…where everyone celebrates Halloween every day in costume….demons and witches that are in their souls…a Goth bitch is high value…

I’m not sure if she’s a product of the satanic Disney cloning facilities you hear about, but we should assume that some dicks were sucked at a child sacrifice to justify her success…

But maybe you’re just interested in the fishnets and the tits…it’s simpler that way…..BREAD AND CIRCUS…

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Jenna Ortega is promoting a movie, so she’s posting to social media, which should make her fans very mad at her, because she’s one of those celebrities who is USING THEM or only using social media for marketing purposes that they are contractually obliged to…

So instead of being the influencer of instagram they need to be, where they share everything about their life, from meals to when they take a shit, like Bella Thorne….she only posted content to push you into giving her or her handlers money…

She doesn’t want you to connect with her on a personal level, she’s too important and well paid for that…

She wants you to go to her movies through, so she keeps getting work and I am from an era where celebrities knew they were more important then us, knew they were better than us, and didn’t overshare or humanize themselves by becoming annoying “look at me” motherfuckers like the people getting all the views on social media.

Which means, the less a celebrity gives us, the more I endorse you jacking off to them…

This isn’t for Beetlejuice, it’s for SABRINA CARPENTER who is also in these photos….but it’s all the same doing media to hype up other projects…instead of sharing when her last shit was…which may have been never…since hot chicks don’t shit..

Apparently the duo MADE OUT IN THE MUSIC VIDEO THIS IS FROM …..like college sluts trying to manipulate dudes with their college girl fake lesbianism…I like it.

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Jenna Ortega is one of those overhyped actresses with ceiling eyes.

It’s a legitmate condition and for some reason, all the famous starlets like Sydney Sweeney have it.

I don’t really understand the appeal of a girl who can’t quite open her eyes enough, looking tired or retarded, maybe like she has some kind of head injury, but in Sweeney’s case, at least she’s got the tits…

While Oretga just looks like a got 12 year old rebelling against her Christian parents, which I guess appeals to some of you, but that just weirds me out.

She’s promoting Beetlejuice because they are trying to make it a thing and this is her photocall that doesn’t involve anything shameless for sex appeal or clickbait, she just showed up and that was enough, which represents serious arrogance to me…

I like my starlets when they’ve fallen off or haven’t quite made it yet…tits out to maintain that status….or to grow it out to reach that status…but once they are there…boring.

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This is apparently a picture of Jenna Ortega that was posted to social media in the last 10 days. I’m pretty fucking current when it comes to pop culture, you see when the blogs that covered celebs first happened, we were faster to the content than the old school media companies who previously controlled everything, so we mattered…

Now, we are all old burn outs who never quite made it because if they did they’d be sitting in a villa somewhere after having sold our empire…

In being an old burn out, getting to some pop culture content even 10 days late is pretty fucking current.

In this picture, someone tagged as Jenna Oretega is doing some moves that probably helped her get as big as she got with Tim Burton’s Wednesday and soon his sequel to BJ that I am sure you’ve all seen the trailer for.

She’s doing some acrobatic, gymnastic, trained professional from a young age because her stage parents cared, or maybe the people who created her in the cloning lab cared to give her these kinds of connective tissue issues that give her extreme flexibility for when they need her for ritualistic sex practices to appease their demonic overlords…

Maybe she just likes yoga….

Either way, her pussy is in some kind of bridge, trying to raise the roof before your ejaculation hits your screen so hard it knocks her down like she’s the bridge in Baltimore…

Raise the roof…with your clit…

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Jenna Ortega instagram is really not all that hype, at least not today because the last 4 posts have been promotional obligations, whether it was two ads with Doritos and one ad with Neutrogena that you know she got paid a lot for, or some Vanity Fair Hollywood issue, or some other Emmy appearance, it’s not that real life, day to day activity of a young starlet.

I appreciate, use the social media for paid partnerships, sell products to retard fans using it, but sitting around producing content for the sake of content is pretty fucking lame, especially when you’re already a star actress getting paid the big money due to a hit show….

She’s got 39 million followers, like she needs to post videos of her making a smoothing, having an ice bath, giving a little BTS in her bedroom….keep that shit to yourself.

So that alone makes me like Jenna Ortega more than I otherwise would, which isn’t very much, because I don’t find her as hot ass other people find her, if anything I think she’s a little weird looking.

Despite her not having at casual posts on her IG, she must update her IG stories, because these feet fetish pics are circulating, and she is just handing them out for free…and I know that makes some serious perverts VERY happy..

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Jenna Ortega is a very hyped celebrity actress type. People have decided she’s one of the very few it-girls out there today…so I guess she attends important functions where she shows off her tits, like in this dress.

I remember a time when the hyped up celebrity was a little more glamorous, maybe naturally beautiful, and didn’t look like she was missing a chromosome or two….

You know when they had necks and didn’t have bobble heads, when their were able to fully open their eye…

When they seemed high quality and not like a back alley hooker in her back alley hooker dress her granmother knitted for her for her confirmation a decade earlier because it’s the only nice dress she had….

She looks like a weird dude working in the Food and Beverage department at an all inclusive resort, rocking a wig and a breastplate….

It’s weird, but hopefully the breastplate distracts you from the weirdness…

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Jenna Ortega is the viral star thanks to the Tim Burton Wednesday series, which featured her doing a dance that went viral on TikTok thanks to everyone being fucking robots who felt compelled to do their own version of it, basically like lip synching their favorite song, it’s almost like they’ve created a bunch of fucking robot humans who do what they are told….dance monkeys…dance.

Here she is dancing:

I don’t find her anything hot, her dopey face looks like some kind of retardation, but people seem to like her because they are told to. She’s basically the brown haired Sydney Sweeney, the cieling eyes are what they are conditioning us to expect out of women, probably for some Alien takeover they are planning.

They are saying that Wednesday is Netflix’s replacement for Stranger Things, so they need Ortega locked in for more than just the 2 seasons they’ve done, but clearly she’s more expensive now, especially knowing that the backbone of the streamer relies on her being part of their strategy. Who cares, where are the tits?

Along with Wednesday, she was in some SCREAM spin-off movie, that she won’t be returning to, thanks to the fame and fortune of Wednesday. She’s also in some more serious movie called “Miller’s Girl” which is about a teacher doing FUCK with his student. Let’s hope there are tits.

She plays an 18 year old who gets special treatment from her English professor, but when he doesn’t give into her sexual requests, she goes to the authorities claiming they did fuck fuck…a more serious role but still clickbait fodder she’s used to being part of, I prefer clickbait that includes tits.

The internet is mad about it because the internet are a bunch of virtue signalling pussies, and they say things like: “These movies about a woman lying about assault to ruin a man’s life actually harm victims in real life and makes it harder for victims to be believed,” or “nothing more boring and overdone in mainstream media than young women being taken advantage of and portrayed as seductresses,”…girls are manipulative whores, a tail as old as time, don’t try to rewrite history…..you armchair Siskel and Ebert who should have been the one who lost your voicebox instead.

Here she is in a movie that could be Miller’s Girl, I don’t know and WILL not identify it.

Here are some more Ortega pics, not featuring tits, where are the tits….she’s got them and should use them.

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Jenna Ortega is a superstar, over hyped, came from no where celebrity thanks to Wednesday….and she’s part of the Tiny Titty Tuesday club which I appreciate.

I do not find her all that compelling of a star, with her ceiling eyes and weird face, but I don’t make the stars, I don’t create the trends, I just try to embarrassingly jerk off to them…

That’s all I have to say about this bikini pic….

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Jenna Ortega was at the Scream Premiere, because she’s an It-Girl and potentially in Scream and the media is marketing her having a WARDROBE MALFUNCTION….

They are saying “better a pen slip than a nip slip”….good one guys….

The funny think is….last week, Jenna Ortega, who is being marketed aggressively as the next big thing because the industry loves that the younger generation found a connection with the younger generation through Wednesday, a goth character who does weird dancing like on TikTok but on a series….she is dollar signs and that’s all these pigs in Hollywood give a shit about…..Easy Money off the backs of easy talent.

Anyway, last week Ortega’s nipple slipped on some Complex produced Hot Sauce eating video series they do, which is pretty racist sounding, just not as racist as Complex is, you know a Buzzfeed owned product that is publicly traded on the stock market that pretends to represent the Hip Hop culture despite being founded by some white dude and now owned by Buzzfeed….not very HIP HOP CULTURE at all…unless white run publicly traded companies are Hip Hop….they probably are.

Sure, Complex is the only magazine that ever hyped me up for 5 minutes thanks to a guy who now shops for shoes with celebrities on Youtube for the magazine, a guy I haven’t heard of since he hyped me up in the magazine, which I am not bitter about, I just know their target market is white suburban kids into buying overpriced streetwear because they are idiots.

ANYWAY, last week her nipple wasn’t edited out of the HOT ONES video, Buzzfeed legal team sent out CEASE and DESISTS despite Buzzfeed being the people who uploaded that shit to YOUTUBE, but now they are going to be litigious about it.

I gave them the benefit of the doubt, thinking, that since Ortega was overhyped, they darling, their future business plan, the free nip slip was something they didn’t want so they put pressure on Buzzfeed, even though girls of her generation are all whores…

But now, I am seeing this story of Ortegan, who I really don’t find very hot at all, having another WARDROBE MALFUNCTION that I am mad is not a NIP SLIP, like I was hoping bitch couldn’t contain those nips and that must make her team real mad, even though they are likely doing it on purpose.

BUT instead I am a victim of CLICKBAIT headlines….and now you are too….so I guess she shouldn’t get her nips surgically removed like Angelina Jolie to prevent this kind of thing…isn’t that in style now with all those ZIPPER tits thinking they are NOW men now that they have alien chests….GENDER STUDIES….

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