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2025

21

Apr

Jenna Ortega See Through Shirt of the Day

Jenna Ortega had a see through shirt on. I don’t know when this historic moment happened, but since she had a bra on it’s hardly historical at all.

I figure if you’re going to wear a see through shirt, make it braless so that we can actually see the tits.

It may be Easter but we don’t need some bullshit EASTER EGG hunt that leaves us unsatisfied like when I was a kid and my foster parents took pleasure in not hiding any chocolate around their basement apartment, while telling me they did and letting me dig through everything for hours until giving up, exhausted and defeated but as entertainment for them to laugh at, always the sad clown I guess.

Anyway, there has been interest in whether Ortaga has fake tits or not in the reality show that is celebrity bullshit, and we don’t have the answer because celebrity bullshit has been replaced with political bullshit, in the reality show that is the distraction from our own shitty lives….

She is marketed as the hottest the industry has, with her dopey eyes and all, so take it in…

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2025

07

Apr

Jenna Ortega’s Titty in a Business Suit of the Day

I am a bit of a hater because I don’t find any celebrities appealing at all.

Back in the day, even when you didn’t find the celebrities to be all that appealing, you could still want to fuck them, lust after them or at the very least think that they were far better than you, living their charmed celebrity life, while you pretty much shoveled shit in your shitty life….

The celebrities are just so low level, basic, uninteresting, overshared, and clickbait memes trying to challenge the influencer, content creators, sex worker, OnlyFans chick….by using them same tactics as them, instead of being too good for that shit.

So we end up with a bunch of shitty celebrities, who are all very excited to be celebrities, since they don’t fucking belong…

Jenna Ortega’s one of those hyped up celebs, and she went to some CINEMACON last week, dressed like Hilary Clinton, campaigning to the world that she’s got a set of tits, because recently, after wearing a push-up bra, she had more tit that we anticipated and the internet pretended to be excited for 5 minuted before being reminded that they don’t actually care about these celebrities, they’re more into influencers, streamers, OF girls, sex workers and whatever other trash they are consuming…

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2025

26

Mar

Jenna Ortega’s Titties on TV of the Day

The most important conversation in pop culture bullshit trying poison your mind or the minds of your children, is not the whole black chick being cast to play snow white, even though the chick they cast to play snow white is hardly a black chick….it’s not a Lil’ Mermaid scandal but the public are acting like it is….

It’s not that Ben and Jen are back together….or that he won’t disclose that the DIDDY TAPES were the reason he dumped her after his CIA ass was used to get insider information on the weathered pop star….

It’s not that Leo DiCaprio’s useless model you’ve never heard of is doing interviews whining about dating people more famous than her, turning her into “Leo’s girl” instead of a model you never heard of…

The most important conversation in pop culture is whether Jenna Ortega got tits and we can be sure no one at the late night show asked her if she did….

But she was on the late night show…

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2025

12

Mar

Jenna Ortega’s New Tit of the Day

Jenna Ortega is basically the Mexican Sydney Sweeney, they were from the same cloning lab, one got tits, one got black hair and both got retard inbred looking ceiling eyes….which I guess is a flaw in the celebrity cloning labs in the basement tunnes of Disney Land….IMAGINEER STATION….

Anyway, there are stories that she’s got fake tits and is showing off her fake tits, now that she’s got fake tits….like some sort of big reveal..

Whether they are fake tits or not, she’s some creepy stunted mutant looking actress that seems to be built like teenage boy, which is why dudes are probably jacking off to her so much….

BUT she’s got cleavage and that’s kinda exciting, barely exciting, but more exciting than anything else she’s got to offer obviously..

I don’t think they are fake tits…

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2025

03

Mar

Jenna Ortega’s Titty Show for a Party of the Day

I don’t know whether Jenna Ortega’s got a new set of tits, maybe she always had the tits, she had a creepily young look, which is what Hollywood gets hard for, but the rest of us find a little uncomfortable…..unless they are those white guys who marry the Asians….in which case they go for that kind of 14 year old boy thing…

However, with the tits, in a bra top, being put out there aggressively, we’ve got a whole new dynamic to this Jenna Oretga character who even if she looks young despite being in her 20s, possibly stunted by some hormonal therapy…she’s got full grown tits and they make it all the easier to stomach, or in your case, to cum on your stomach while jerking off to them…

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2024

20

Dec

Jenna Ortega in a Photoshoot of the Day

Jenna Ortega is packaged as some hot chick.

She is creepily small, giving her that teen girl body that got her cast in Wednesday, but not he good kind of teen body that’s just about 18 with giant fertile tits ready to take on the world before turning fat, she’s the kind of teen body that looks like she’s in the Chess club at her middle school….she reminds me of the nerdy kid in Boy Meets World before Maitland Ward was on the show and before she was taking 4 black cocks in her fat old asshole…

Which is why I don’t support the Jenna Ortega being sexualized movement. I find her disturbing as a concept…..

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2024

10

Dec

Jenna Ortega’s Got her Titties Out of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s the Goth Sydney Sweeney because they are both super fucking hyped actresses in Hollywood that Gen Z like to jerk off to….and they both have ceiling eyes.

Ortega doesn’t have the tits to balance out the dopey eyes, but she plays the goth Tim Burton Muse in the Addams Family Spin Off and the Beetlejuice sequel…and in this satanic world run by a satanic Hollywood…where everyone celebrates Halloween every day in costume….demons and witches that are in their souls…a Goth bitch is high value…

I’m not sure if she’s a product of the satanic Disney cloning facilities you hear about, but we should assume that some dicks were sucked at a child sacrifice to justify her success…

But maybe you’re just interested in the fishnets and the tits…it’s simpler that way…..BREAD AND CIRCUS…

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2024

23

Aug

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Jenna Ortega is promoting a movie, so she’s posting to social media, which should make her fans very mad at her, because she’s one of those celebrities who is USING THEM or only using social media for marketing purposes that they are contractually obliged to…

So instead of being the influencer of instagram they need to be, where they share everything about their life, from meals to when they take a shit, like Bella Thorne….she only posted content to push you into giving her or her handlers money…

She doesn’t want you to connect with her on a personal level, she’s too important and well paid for that…

She wants you to go to her movies through, so she keeps getting work and I am from an era where celebrities knew they were more important then us, knew they were better than us, and didn’t overshare or humanize themselves by becoming annoying “look at me” motherfuckers like the people getting all the views on social media.

Which means, the less a celebrity gives us, the more I endorse you jacking off to them…

This isn’t for Beetlejuice, it’s for SABRINA CARPENTER who is also in these photos….but it’s all the same doing media to hype up other projects…instead of sharing when her last shit was…which may have been never…since hot chicks don’t shit..

Apparently the duo MADE OUT IN THE MUSIC VIDEO THIS IS FROM …..like college sluts trying to manipulate dudes with their college girl fake lesbianism…I like it.

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2024

19

Aug

Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Jenna Ortega is one of those overhyped actresses with ceiling eyes.

It’s a legitmate condition and for some reason, all the famous starlets like Sydney Sweeney have it.

I don’t really understand the appeal of a girl who can’t quite open her eyes enough, looking tired or retarded, maybe like she has some kind of head injury, but in Sweeney’s case, at least she’s got the tits…

While Oretga just looks like a got 12 year old rebelling against her Christian parents, which I guess appeals to some of you, but that just weirds me out.

She’s promoting Beetlejuice because they are trying to make it a thing and this is her photocall that doesn’t involve anything shameless for sex appeal or clickbait, she just showed up and that was enough, which represents serious arrogance to me…

I like my starlets when they’ve fallen off or haven’t quite made it yet…tits out to maintain that status….or to grow it out to reach that status…but once they are there…boring.

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Wynona Ryder was also there and she looks TERRIFYING CLICK HERE

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2024

28

Mar

Jenna Ortega’s Pussy to the Ceiling of the Day

This is apparently a picture of Jenna Ortega that was posted to social media in the last 10 days. I’m pretty fucking current when it comes to pop culture, you see when the blogs that covered celebs first happened, we were faster to the content than the old school media companies who previously controlled everything, so we mattered…

Now, we are all old burn outs who never quite made it because if they did they’d be sitting in a villa somewhere after having sold our empire…

In being an old burn out, getting to some pop culture content even 10 days late is pretty fucking current.

In this picture, someone tagged as Jenna Oretega is doing some moves that probably helped her get as big as she got with Tim Burton’s Wednesday and soon his sequel to BJ that I am sure you’ve all seen the trailer for.

She’s doing some acrobatic, gymnastic, trained professional from a young age because her stage parents cared, or maybe the people who created her in the cloning lab cared to give her these kinds of connective tissue issues that give her extreme flexibility for when they need her for ritualistic sex practices to appease their demonic overlords…

Maybe she just likes yoga….

Either way, her pussy is in some kind of bridge, trying to raise the roof before your ejaculation hits your screen so hard it knocks her down like she’s the bridge in Baltimore…

Raise the roof…with your clit…

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