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2026

08

Apr

Jenna Ortega Shimmy of the Day

Here’s another one of Young Hollywood’s hottest….

The good news is that she isn’t fat.

The bad news is that she may have a dick, because her facial structure is manly, including the ceiling eyes / fetal alcohol syndrome, they haven’t been about to sort out at the cloning lab and all their industry plants seem to have them….

In this woke, even when they say woke mob is dead, it’s still woke inclusivity dumbness, so a skinny chick, even a visible minority skinny chick, needs a bigger reason to get the hype she gets, even if she’s a good little puppet who does what she is told, and that bigger reason may be a cock…

Hard to tell while she mindlessly does her signature awkward dance because these people are as retarded as their fanbase…

RETARD DANCING SHIT…

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2026

02

Mar

Jenna Ortega’s Thigh Highs in her Nightgown for an Award Event of the Day

Jenna Ortega dressed like a 45 year 1970s hooker or rich guy’s wife, lounging in the Penthouse apartment while her husband is out fucking the secretary, while she’s bored at home on valium trying to seduce the pool boy…

Only Jenna Ortega wore it to some bullshit award shows, because she’s a Gen Z icon that they need to promote aggressively because they need to suck those Gen Z kids in off Roblox and TikTok and whatever other weirdness they are involved in, those freaks…

She’s some gothic, Tim Burton jerk off material….and night gowns are exciting….


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2026

06

Feb

Jenna Ortega’s Face of the Day

These pictures are a few weeks old, it’s Jenna Ortega at Sundance or some other bullshit that I am just seeing for the first time today since I am not a member of the Jenna Ortega fan club, or even someone who think she should have fans….

If anything, I like the comedic relief she provides in every content piece she is part of, reminding me of how retarded the general population is.

It’s not the first time they present an ugly – transgender boy you’d fuck in Brazil on your sex tourism holiday as a hot chick.

It’s still funny to see people buy into what they are being sold. It’s like they tell you she’s hot, you decide she must be hot, and then you have a group of idiots GOONING or jerking off to these low level looking bitches like they are high level looking bitches…

It reminds me of an article I saw on financial freedom, where one tip was “Lower your standard of living”….

This is the pussy version….

You people should collectively FIGHT THE SYSTEM and protest all the UGLIES being presented as HOTTIES…

It’s at the point of ridiculous, I mean they are selling Michael Jackson post death, we are talking the open coffin viewing for family and friends looking bitches as hot hollywood starlets and that is wrong.

DO SOMETHING…

NO…not that….you sick fuck…keep it in your damn pants, yes there’s a hard nipple, calm down…..

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2025

13

Oct

Jenna Ortega’s Titties of the Day

Jenna Ortega is one of the top level celebrities that the industry has decided they want you to jerk off to her.

The entertainment industry decides what dopey eyed looking girl you will be conditioned to jerk off to.

It’s the power of media, propaganda, brainwashing the lemmings, the drones, the half retards attached to the feeding tube they feed you with….

The good news, she shows off her tits in push up bras, which makes the whole marketing of her, shoving her down our throat all the more tolerables.

She’s also not fat, which is a critical development, because for a while there, they were trying to make us jerk off to fatties, like some kind of lonely loser at the bar at 3 am with limited options….which we are, but we don’t need our fantasies to be that too…right.

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2025

06

Oct

Jenna Ortega’s Not So Spanglish Ass in her Underwear of the Day

They say Ortega is Puerto Rican and Mexican, Her Mexican dad a Sheriff in the Palm Desert and her mom a Puerto Rican nurse, which is probably where she got the “no wearing pants in public from” because nurses are for whatever reason, the biggest whores in the professional world. It’s like the most sex on the job happens with nurses….and statistically they like to fuck…hence Ortega having 5 siblings…

Anyway, the skinny, stunted, midget looking girl doesn’t really have the ass you’d expect from someone who exploits the being a LATINA thing….

That’s not to say she’s not a LATINA…it’s just to say she’s a LATINA with no ass, which to many out there means she’s essentially not a LATINA, maybe culturally, girl can make a good TACO or EMAPaNADA but clearly she’s not eating nearly enough of it…cuz that ass is far too flat…

Since she’s a top star being pushed on us, I have no choice but to perpetuate her LIES.

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2025

01

Sep

Jenna Ortega Channels AVN for some Wednesday Promotions of the Day

There was a time I was an AVN Judge.

I was given 1000s of DVDs to review and analyze….

At the time, I hated the porn being put out and never really watched it.

I tried to sell them off, but no one wanted them, so I gave them to the garbage man…who was pretty excited to have all that porn..

I regret my generosity….

I ended up being fired from being an AVN judge because their key sponsor hated the site because I made fun of a porn chick in a white bikini covered in dirt, saying she had no anal control from all the anal, and that she was shit covered.

It was a solid joke, good comedy from this shitty COMEDIC writer…who no one finds funny…but for some reason was influential enough to get banned from things….some people get jobs, sell product, make friends but I get banned…

So I was no longer an AVN Judge….forever blacklisted…..but with that experience….I can tell you Ortega is trying to look like a porn chick for some promo bullshit and here she is doing it…

Where I am from, Jenna is an Iconic porn name so it all lines up…plus 9/10 women are sluts…so it makes sense….just keeps on making sense…

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2025

28

Aug

Jenna Ortega’s Fake Titty of the Day

I don’t find Jenna Ortega hot. The 22 year old, with the body of a 12 year old, has the hard face of 40 year old meth addicted Mexican migrant worker in the USA to pick avacados for the season.

The daughter of a Sheriff who works for the California District Attorney, has been packaged as some hot chick because she resonates with the Gen Z audience that all the media brands are chasing.

Whether it’s Summer I Turned Pretty or Wednesday or Sydney Sweeney, they need their dopey faced, ceiling eyed, retard looking freaks to push product to the generation. That’s the whole point of celebrity.

In being marketed as a hot chick, she seems to have purchased some tits with her actor money, and that’s why she shows a lot of cleavage now…

This is us documenting what we assume are some bolt ons, since all girls like having titty and all men like them titties…

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2025

01

Aug

Jenna Ortega Committed to the Latina Goth Look of the Day

Latina Goths are a fetish on the internet. Nerds everywhere seem to love the Latina Goth harder than if it was Anime….

The idea is that the Latina woman is dressed in lace, black, corsets, fishnets….with dark eyeliner…and the look of someone who either cuts themselves or kills small animals….

Don’t let the giant cross throw you off, you know she loves bathing in the blood of incels…the cross is just there to draw you into her fake tits…

I doubt Jenna Ortega is a Latina Goth, but as the most mainstream Latina Goth character in a popular show by a Goth Tim Burton, she commits to the character in her everyday life, to keep the momentum up so she gets paid..

I prefer my goths from the early 2000s in low cut jeans showing thongs, but I am not really into goths ever…

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2025

29

May

Jenna Ortega’s Tits Out for a Magazine of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s got her tits out, looking like a 90s porn chick who is unable to shut her mouth from all the dick sucking….

We used call these kinds of girls “Perma Mouths” because they look like its a struggle to shut their mouths, some may call them mouth breathers, they don’t all have weak chins, but they do have a Napoleon Dynamite look to them, just slack jawed from sucking all the dick…

That’s not to say Jenna Ortega sucks a lot of dick, she’s probably at the level of celebrity where she doesn’t have to suck dick ever again, the people around her service her and not the other way around.

Thats not to say Jenna Ortega sucked a lot of dick to get to the high profile celebrity she currently has, many others in her position have historically sucked a lot of dick, but that doesn’t mean it applies to her..

It’s just nice to think, especially when presented as an 80s porn chick, that her gaping mouth is a product or consequence of her porn job, even if we’ve never seen her porns….kinda like when retired porn chicks no longer have the use of their assholes from all the anal, but on her FACE….

It makes her more interesting.

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2025

14

May

They want You To Think Jenna Ortega is Hot of the Day

Never forget what they have done to you.

Never forget what they have taken from you.

Never forget that they’ve decided that mid-chicks-are-top-tier chicks….and you have no choice to follow their lead.

Never forget that they don’t even care about what you like or what you think is hot, they make those decisions for you and you just mindlessly follow along like the broken down cuck that you are….

Never forget that you have no say in the process, so do what you are told, useless eater…

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