This is apparently a picture of Jenna Ortega that was posted to social media in the last 10 days. I’m pretty fucking current when it comes to pop culture, you see when the blogs that covered celebs first happened, we were faster to the content than the old school media companies who previously controlled everything, so we mattered…

Now, we are all old burn outs who never quite made it because if they did they’d be sitting in a villa somewhere after having sold our empire…

In being an old burn out, getting to some pop culture content even 10 days late is pretty fucking current.

In this picture, someone tagged as Jenna Oretega is doing some moves that probably helped her get as big as she got with Tim Burton’s Wednesday and soon his sequel to BJ that I am sure you’ve all seen the trailer for.

She’s doing some acrobatic, gymnastic, trained professional from a young age because her stage parents cared, or maybe the people who created her in the cloning lab cared to give her these kinds of connective tissue issues that give her extreme flexibility for when they need her for ritualistic sex practices to appease their demonic overlords…

Maybe she just likes yoga….

Either way, her pussy is in some kind of bridge, trying to raise the roof before your ejaculation hits your screen so hard it knocks her down like she’s the bridge in Baltimore…

Raise the roof…with your clit…

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