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2024

23

Jul

Britney Spears Thong of the Day

The biggest news in the country right now is probably not based around Britney Spears, but she’s about as crazy as the rest of them, so why not make it about Britney Spears….

Is the president dead, is the former president a survivor thanks to the grace of god, or was it part of a WWE performance to throw off the entire equilibrium of the plan…..Politics man…is anything real, or is it all an elaborate show to distract us so that they can keep us enslaved, controlled and tricked into think we are free! We have no leaders and are all slaves…

Britney Spears should run for President. Give the people what they actually want, a survivor who escaped modern slavery to be free enough to post pics of her ass on instagram….something some would call a hero…someone who can help us escape the slavery we are under by the machine…..

Normally, the modern slavery forces the girls to perform sex acts against their will with paying customers, you know the whole human trafficking thing…or pay taxes off their wages and on everything they buy….

Britney’s not like other slaves, she’s the kind who wasn’t able to do those sex acts due to her slavery so now that she’s been released from the clutches of her legal team, her management team, her corporate advisors and the machine that was behind creating her…so can be free to do the sex content she always wanted for her feed, for her brand, it’s her name afterall.

Unfortunately, her sex content is weak…and comes in the form of an ass in thoing selfie, that we can’t confirm is even her ass and not some Britney body-double in a wig. We don’t know if that ass is a girl ass or a transgender ass trolling us…there’s just not enough context to the ass.

Her caption, as cryptic and confusing as all her captions reads:

“You know me ??? Me don’t know english … say hello to my ass !!!”

What could she mean, is she sending us messages, is she crazy, is she alive, is this even her, is this picture old, is it AI….we’ll never know….but we can still look at it and accept it as truth, like we do with everything else the media brainwashes us with.

And a video:

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2024

22

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Here we are….

Another Monday over, the days of your life passing you like sand in the hourglass, each day over, never to be had again. One less Monday in this story of our life…one less Monday closer to death…

But at least I saw a girl with big tits riding her bike over speed bumps….legendary…inspiring….it made me sit at the speed bump for hours seeing as many tight titty tops as possible ride over that speed bump…

Some would call that a useless day, but to some of us accomplishing shit means something different….and titty jiggles on bikes in tight shirts riding over speed bumps that have a bench set up next to it is a HUGE accomplishment….

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2024

22

Jul

Sofia Vergara’s Tits in Italy of the Day

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I have a theory that Sofia Vergara is a Colombian drug lord that was brought to America as some sort of Drug Mule because the Hollywood machine love cocaine…but that may be giving her too much credit.

You know, giving her some sort of purpose outside of being a set of fat tits that wanted to live the American dream so she flew in and never left, only to figure out the documentation when she was established and had enough rich dudes to foot the bill for her…

Then again, hot chicks actually have the easiest time getting US Work Visas and don’t even need to climb walls, cross rivers, float in on rafts or any of that human trafficking shit….they just need a pervert model agency to say they are actual important tits and they get to stay for 5 years.

Clearly, immigration understood that importing hot titty model pussy into the country was good from a genetic level of eugenics..

Anyway, the super famous and super old tits are in Italy, since she’s rich and famous thanks to her aggressive Spanish accent when she speaks…

They even posed with dying and paliative Kate Beckinsale who is doing her Queen Latifah inspired “you’re gonna die, so get in all the fun you can” tour…

And Vergara’s one tit seems to be far heavier than Beckinsale’s entire body….hot for those into both tits and emaciated dying women….ALL in the same frame.

CHECK OUT THEM TITS IN ITALY….

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2024

22

Jul

Julianne Hough Goes for a Wake Surf of the Day

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Julianne Hough is the Mormon who left the church and because a Mormon Gone Wild….sucked in by the temptation of the Hollywood machine, doing illicit things like sex or anal sex with Ryan Seacrest, which I guess was better than what her dance teachers used to make her and her brother do….unless I made up the whole story that they were abused while being little dance phenoms before somehow landing in Hollywood, which is arguably a place for abused kids to end up, but weirdly most abused kids end up in shelters on drugs….NOT THESE ONES…

She posted some dance masturbation, since dancing is like fucking, and probably why it’s so popular to watch people do, you can just visualize them in mid fuck….gyrating those hips like with the vantage point of Ryan Secrests anus before she penetrated it…

But more importantly, she did a wake surf video, that makes me think wake surfing is pretty fucking easy, because sure she’s athletic, but she’s as good as pro surfers wake surfing and that doesn’t make no sense…

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2024

22

Jul

Katy Perry Keeps Sucking of the Day

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In a “Kick Em While Their Up” story of human nature, which if you’ve read this site over the last 20 years has been my general philosophy for the site, because I haven’t seen much difference between the people they package and sell to us as being important, than the normies….but yet they are pushed on us to worship, as a diversion from actual meaningful worship, which they profit from.

Katy Perry is one of the more obvious scams, I get that she had a viral song at the right time, but I will never understand why it didn’t end there, it became tours and albums and girl actually believes that she’s worthy of being a popstar, because you’d have to be delusional to put yourself out there and promote trash as if it’s important contribution to the art world.

She’s a clunky, suburban, talentless hack, who mooches off anything she can for her own personal gain and it’s obvious….

So when I found out she had ACTUAL fans, I was shocked, because how can you be drawn to something so fake, fraudulent and not even very hot. It has tits, but it also has CANKLES….back when it was in its 20s.

Now at 40, she’s jacked up the OZEMPIC, decided to have a go at TAYLOR SWIFT, because this society is stunted and doesn’t replace celebs or popstars with NEW celebs or popstars, they just commit to the same trash, rinse and repeat….because why cultivate new talent when you can just use the tried, tested and true who has the minds of the fans already wrapped around her….

But this generation is a little more savvy, they see a fraud and call the fraud out, especially when it is pandering to them….

So Katy Perry is getting a taste of her first failure after she’s already won financially through her scam, but the JIG IS UP….

Time to get back to the drawing board, retire, or maybe start her own label that creates a new generation of popstars like the den mother at the stripclub…who still have tits, but know making 20% off the new tits is a more lucrative business because her tits that still exist aren’t the same tits they once were.

I saw these Katy Perry pics and every comment is “FLOP”…on repreat….let’s hope she’s reading all of those…because it’s a nice reality check for an out of touch pile of dog shit.

Here’s her vacation pics with Orlando Bloom….they have bred and are disgusting contributions to the world for that reason alone.

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2024

22

Jul

Kate Beckinsale Old Folks Home Lesbian in Bloomer Dance of the Day

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It seems like the palliative care ward of the old folks home has got a little more sexy thanks to old ladies like Kate Beckinsale…in their updated old lady underwear…being lesbians when they old lady dance as part of the old folks home entertainment program.

It’s far hotter than it would have been when old ladies didn’t walk around in their sexy old lady underwear, but instead stuck to wearing their old lady diapers as their fat old lady asses and tits sagged..

Those old ladies acting all horny in a state of dementia, being inappropriate because they don’t realize it due to the dementia, tapping into a pervert part of their brain gone by because of dementia….while this old lady is out here being horny, inappropriate and dirty dancing because she can….since she is skinny and still hot enough to want to be wanted, to want to be seen as someone all the nerds want to fuck when she knows her beauty is wasting away like the rest of her due to the terminal disease she’s clearly got….

I guess when the old dying ladies of this generation are younger due to “climate change” and COVID shots…their skinny and frail bodies aren’t as hard to jerk off to….especially when they’re producing their palliative care, old folks home erotic content series for instagram.

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2024

22

Jul

Bella Thorne VS Ozempic Body of the Day

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Bella Thorne is probably getting hate on social media because she’s gained weight in more than just her tits, she’s got a gunt and all now from the haters, while getting praise for sliding the needle towards the fat side by the FAT-ters. Haters gonna hate and fatters gonna fat or some shit.

The reality of it is that she’s obviously gone lazy, probably from all the weed smoking, since most weed smokers hit a wall and end up catching up to the munchies, unless they are the weed smokers who go to the gym instead of eating carbs for a marathon session of sitting on the couch binge watching…

When she first hit the social media channels, she was younger and faster metabolism-ed.

She also was going to the gym, working out, probably starving herself, the old fashioned way. The fitness content provided an early excuse to post provocative content that was low-key fetish content, but within the Instagram terms and services…

So her fitness was a key part to her success on social media, along with the tits…

But with Facetune and other editing programs, she could game the content to be her own version of real without the effort of fitness…eventually getting too fat to hide it and now turning that into an angle…

The “Anti-Ozempic” empowerment angle, so shame Ozempic users for being fucking fraud psychos who take diabetes meds without having diabetes, withstanding the side effects for aesthetic instead of just working out and not eating shit…..

I guess the fatties not into big pharma body hacking is now a movement…and really the fat Bella Thorne’s not the bad kind of fat, it’s them huge titty kind of fat that distracts from her pasta eating gunt because the pasta eating gunt isn’t overwhelming yet.

So in her fatness, or fat titty Ozempic protest, she posted a bikini video….that’s potentially not edited or filtered, but if it was, that’s be pretty funny in her quest of body positivity…”Struggling with my over eating, super fat, won’t take Ozempic because it’s a lie, but I will edit my videos with the apps even if it’s a lie”….

From my experience, skinny chicks who go fat, love going fat because they find it fun and funny until they go too far and pull in the reigns… so I double Bella will be a 300 pounder, at least not for another decade or two….so in the meantime, check out the tits, the protest, the activism….

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2024

22

Jul

Paige Spiranac is a Golf Influencer!

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Paige Spiranac is the kind of golfer who produces jerk off material for the boys because it gets her more clicks, views and followers since the boys are fucking perverts.

I don’t know if the golf angle really matters when it comes to Spiranac, but it’s a good way to make her seemingly less of a shameless whore.

Plus, dudes love the idea of taking their hookers out for a legitimate game of golf, rather than just having them sit in the golf cart waiting for you to finish because it’s boring and cutting into their spending your money time.

So the fact that Paige has a marketable skill, while also having marketable tits, is just a stars aligning moment…that has turned her face into one of those muppet instagram faces….where she performs LEWD acts on the Golf Courses that were once a classy and sophisticated place, not a strip club.

So when she puts together her non-golf, shameless, jerk off, titty content that is all self produced or shot by her mom….we all get a laugh out of it, because it’s playful and fun….almost making fun of that jerk off material, you know being self aware and self deprecating, which is not the same as self defecating, but it probably smells better…because it makes it less serious, but still gets the point across.

She’s a classy shameless self promoter, represented by big talent agents who won’t produce nude content ever in her life, she has morals, so don’t expect to find her on ONLYFANS…you perverts…..

Instead, find her on a platform owned by all the Hollywood Talent agents, that are committed to having NO NUDITY as part of the terms and conditions, so that brands don’t find it porny and that creators don’t find it porny, when they join to produce porny content….

The way I see it is why the fuck would anyone subscribe to a platfrom that ENSURES no nudity, when the whole point of exclusive content is the HOPE that strings you along that there will be NUDITY…

Otherwise, it’s just a self produced MAXIM shoot, which is still porny, but like the first 4 pics of the porn photoshoot, for those of us who jerked off to porn galleries in the 90s….

We’re missing a solid 60 percent of the gallery…you know where the golf clubs get inserted in each hole, or the black caddy comes in and says “hey, I see you’re a blonde”….

The point is, so long as she’s on her 100 dollar per month PASSES, this is as nude as she gets….BORING….

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2024

22

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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On one side of the conversation, people are pushing health and wellness as the new cocaine party slut approach to life. People aren’t drinking, they are bio-hacking, doing the whole macro calorie counting, hitting the gym for various muscle building tactics, doing organic foods and other superfoods and all that other shit it hopes of living forever, despite all the forever chemicals being sprayed on them that can’t be avoided…

On the other side of the conversation, hanging out with some nurses could be hot and fun, since nurses are pretty slutty these days as they run a side hustle in self produced porn and really tap into the whole being a fetish because they care for you like your mommy, while not being your mommy, forced to play with your asshole as part of their job and not even seen as whores for it, if anything, at least in Canada, it’s paid for by the government, no matter how many boners you expose to them as they bathe you..

So maybe terminal illness is the way to go, end the suffering, the financial strain and die with slutty nurses caring for you, which can only go south when you get one of those male nurses on your file who isn’t quite what you were hoping for, but based on this volume of whorish nurses, the chances seem to be in your FAVOR…

ENJOY.

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2024

22

Jul

Elisa Barranu is the Instagram Of The Day

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Elisa Barranu is a hot model with tits, she’s currently in Italy.

People definitely recognize the importance of signed agency models…because this do-it-yourself bullshit is fine for ETSY,. but when it comes to hot pussy it takes out the whole competitive nature and infrastrucuture that we need.

We need an authoritative panel that decides who is hot and who isn’t, otherwise society goes mental when things go rogue, unsure of what is real or fake, up or down, left or right…it’s chaos.

The number one way to controlling a population, besides fear is through confusion….their truth becomes lies and lies become true…chaos.

So when I see an agency model, instead of a shameless self producer, even if the agency model is being as shameless as a self producer, the agency model is more important because she’s doing it for a greater cause and reason. She has people relying on her to win….while the self produced girl is just throwing things off, like if you had some amateur athlete jump into pro sports and being treated the same as the pro athlete…it’s mental….

So I find comfort in Barranu…