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2025

18

Apr

Auli’i Cravalho Disney Tit Bikini of the Day

She’s a Hawaiian, so at least she’s not 300 pounds and full of SPAM when wearing her bikini….More importantly, at least she’s not the Samoan in the family who lives life as a girl even though it has a cock…because the Samoan’s have been doing tranny shit longer than the blue haired ugly polyamorous gamers who watch too much ANIME and drink too much Monster energy drinks…

The most interesting thing about her, outside of her having big bikini tits and ass is that her mother’s name is Puanani….

Seriously….Puanani

HER MOTHER’S NAME IS PUNANI….which to a Spanish speaking singer like yourself, should be funny….

THESE TITS CAME FROM PUNANI…

If you don’t know POON’s daughter, whe was the voice actor who played Moana because Disney doesn’t like the culturally appropriate unless it’s against white characters by making them ethnic…

She is apparently still in Hawaii, where she has brought out some big tits in a bikini….which you’d want from a tropical destination…

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2025

18

Apr

Renee Olstead from TV to Porn of the Day

Renee Olstead was a busty teen actress with a dream, which at one time was to become a Jazz singer produced by David Foster, which was a fucking weird thing for a young girl to want to become since it’s not the 1940s where Jazz is a hipster thing….it’s almost like she was trying to live out someone else’s dream for her…

Well, she sure showed them, because she ended up dropping out of the mainstream industry, favoring the nude industry, but not quite the porn industry yet, but it’s coming.

So her dream became a dream of selling pictures of her tits to perverts and making money doing it. Because of her celebrity she was able to land Penthouse and other magazine exposure, brainwashed or seduced by the easy cash grab and thrill of selling nudes because we’re all fucking perverts…and SATAN is in control.

She’s doing more and more promotional work in the field of titty model, low level porn chick….

There will be a time she replaced Maitland Ward on BLACKED….probably sooner than we know….

For now, she’s still self producing with those bolt on titties and I’m a fan of broken dreams, or a path that leads a woman to whoredom….it’s exciting, even more so when it wasn’t a necessary evil because she had an actual job….but instead was by choice…

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2025

18

Apr

Britney Spears in her Double Panties of the Day

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, Britney Spears is one of the only interesting things going on in pop culture. A top trained starlet, possibly killed off and replaced, or maybe cloned with a retard clone because the tech isn’t there, or maybe it’s a body double, AI, we don’t know…but it’s one of those “that ain’t Britney” sentiments with every post.

In her weirdness, her awkward medicated dances, her sudden tooth gap that doesn’t line up with old Britney….WE WANT THE DENTAL RECORDS….she likes to strip down and show off her body.

The past week she’s been milking these lingerie set, which we’ve already posted – scroll down….

She posted other screenshots of it because she wanted to address that she has two pairs of panties on because of how sheer the top pair are, but it is possible the double panties is to keep the sap in the tree, if you know what I mean….MAPLE SYRUP TALK….

Today, she gave us a new angle with VISIBLE boots….

It’s mental, it’s like a homeless chick given access to the internet, it’s amazing…

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2025

17

Apr

Millie Bobby Brown Drops Slutty Outfit for Some Titty and Cameltoe Play of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown has been rebranding herself as some kind of blonde haired BIMBO.

She faced some criticism that she addressed in some whining post about how mean the internet is for saying she looks 45, divorced mom of two…when she’s 21 or 22….it was mean internet, how dare you try to rain on her parade while trying to sell you trash you don’t need.

She’s got a direct to consumer brand and I guess they decided to go younger, sluttier, more summery in their fashion stylings…..that they have Millie promote because that’s the whole point of these celeb led brands.

They may be pretending it’s 1960s style bikini outfits, but it’s really a tits out, ass out, pussy eating short situation….

In having her tits and ass out while her pussy eats the shorts, it makes it far more appealing and interesting for an old pervert like me to watch.

Whether you are a creep who likes Millie for her TV roles, or just a pervert into half naked chicks in public, no matter how fat their asses are, this aggressiveness works…

Let’s hope it can inspire more whores to be whores even though they’re all already whores and if anything, it’s just Millie trying to connect with the general population who happen to be whores…rather than trying to convert girls into whoredom…THEY are already there, three MARGARITAS in.

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2025

17

Apr

Kristin Cavallari’s Middle Aged Fake Tit Pandering of the Day

Kristin Cavallari is more than just a strong chin filled with BOTOX and fillers, she’s also got breast implants that she likes to use to promote whatever bullshit she’s selling, it is called the MIDDLE AGED FAKE TIT PANDERING which you have probably seen happen with DIVORCEES trying to relive their glory days they missed out on because they settled at a young age for that FAMILY thing, but have now been sold on being WINE MOMS with disposable income to live that ladies who lunch dream….of fucking younger dudes because THEY AREN’T DEAD yet, even if their ovaries are.

Rich white women, some of the most annoying creatures around….but you know, when you see a reality star from 20 years ago still able to lead them to pasture, or off the lemming cliff, you have to laugh….while jerking off to the fake tits since the fake tits aren’t in their 40s so it doesn’t make you weird.

In conclusion, never trust a Kristen who spells her name with an “i”….Kristin, what the fuck is that, get outta here…

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2025

17

Apr

Nina Dobrev’s Topless Restrained Zombie Erotica of the Day

Here’s some Nina Dobrev for the dudes who have EASTERN EUROPEAN chicks who flee their war torn countries for a better life in Canada, where the Asylum seekers get their 5,000 dollars per month and free bus pass from the socialist government putting your tax dollars to work…

The flaw in the system is that I am a friendly dude who thinks we should help hot chicks from war torn countries find refuge and safety, assuming the structure is set up like an exclusive social club, or one of those SOHO HOUSES the rich fucks of LA like to socialize in because they keep the riffraff out through high monthly memberships.

There should be an panel of experts who takes each refugee’s case very seriously, but staging a beauty pageant like a Miss America pageant to decide which babe gets let into the country for refuge.

There can only be 1 winner, so work hard for the American dream of freedom.

The flaw lies in the fact that they don’t have a standardized hot chick criteria and they let in the pigs, but also that they give these chicks tons of money to survive, sometimes free rent at a 4 star hotel while they get their bearings on top of the 5,000 dollar handout while the rest of Canada starves….TAX DOLLARS HARD AT WORK…

We need those REFUGEES cold, alone, scared and hungry, so when we take them in they are so grateful. They’ll do anything.

When they misstep we NEED to be able to show them some war torn KOSOVO or in this era’s case, Ukraine and say “BEHAVE OR I’LL SEND YOU BACK”…..but instead they are driving government sponsored BMWs…living the good life on free money.

Fucks it all up…..

Then, the second they get the chance, they fuck off to the USA where they become tax residents, see ya never Canada but thanks for the maple syrup filled good times, then they launch an acting career, land a billionaire snowboarder who is also a ginger, gross, and post ass pics on their instagram because they can….

Anyway, about that ass pic on Instagram….

More interestingly, she’s doing a medical procedure, topless, with a mask on, giving NECRO energy from those days of fucking corpses when working at the MORGUE….ZOMBIE SHIT…

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2025

16

Apr

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

To some it is Survivor Night, it’s a great show, it should be everyone’s goto….

To other’s it’s HUMP DAY….

In these parts, it’s WET SPOT WEDNESDAY and Survivor Night…

So Let’s go….

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2025

16

Apr

Addison Rae’s Fat Ass to Promote Her Album of the Day

Addison Rae is some viral on TikTok attention seeker, who was lucky that TikTok went viral, because otherwise she would have been a forgotten attention seeker, who never quite got the attention she craved, forced to be an annoying local chick at the bar trying her hardest to get where her attention seeking soul needed to be for survival.

She’s been relevant enough for the Kardashians who as demonic freaks who consistently try to stay relevant by eating the souls of younger relevant people, in some chaotic cesspool of try hards trying to stay relevant.

She’s apparently a Phoebe Price in the level in which she games the paparazzi, playing that whole angle.

They’ve given her a record deal, because music isn’t really music anymore, as long as you can TikTok dance for the rapid retard fans…you’re good…and maybe she can sing..what do I fucking know, I’ve never heard her music…

In promoting her album, she’s put together a comprehensive program in paparazzi, involving a non-shit stained pair of panties on her big fat flabby young girl ass…since being relevant and rich makes eating unhealthy food easier.

Now, I’ll stare at a panty flash for the paparazzi like it was Y2k pretty much ALWAYS.

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2025

16

Apr

Em Rata Nipple on Instagram of the DAy

Em Rata is trying to go viral for being some politically charged whiner who feels the world is not fair, despite having made millions of dollars for solely having big tits that she was willing to show off.

Big tits that are only really viral because people can’t figure out if they are fake or not, because they are of the tear drop variety and totally out of proportion to her skinny frame.

I’m sure they are fake, but then I think they may not be fake and it’s all so confusing just not as confusing as her broken down rate face.

She has had opinions on creepy photographers who have basically helped create her when she was a mooch low level instagram THOT before that was a thing. There was a time they relied on these creeper photogs to get noticed or followed, which is how she ended up in the Blurred Lines video that really took her viral.

She is not even a good dancer, which may be part of the appeal, but her ONLY contribution to the world has been her tits, that’s it…TITS…so her opinion on anything is automatically discounted and should be ignored.

After her opinions on creepy photographers to distance herself from being a whore who got naked for money and attention, now that the scheme worked and she was mainstream, she had other opinions of Feminism, MeToo, she even wrote a book on the subject from the perspective of a High School educated clown with tits. I am sure fascinating piece of literature.

Now she has an opinion on Katy Perry and the other whores they sent to space, but didn’t leave in space, because space is fake and gay….in what was a retarded publicity stunt, but who fucking cares…it’s easy to ignore and be thankful Katy Perry didn’t die, even though she’s the worst, because we’d be stuck listening to her tribute music for years to come. Let her FADE OUT BRO….

She said something like “We’re in a place in the world where we need to be able to discern (big word for a retard) what real progress looks like, and what happened was nothing like that”…..

She went onto whine about Amazon destroying the earth, which makes me think she wasn’t invited to the Italian wedding this summer, or that they didn’t allow her to sell her shitty products that may be made in a polluting factory on the platform, even though she is posturing her hate for the fake space flight as some environmental issue.

Sounds like someone is mad that she wasn’t invited to the Satanic Space Penis flight, because we all know she’d be there….

Not to mention, real progress to Em Rata must be showing off her tits on INSTAGRAM since 5 days ago, visible nipple was on her instagram.

I don’t expect these whores to be self aware, but we all know she knows she’s tits that went viral, that spun into being mainstream, fashion and all that other shit.

I doubt anyone buys anything she sells, if they do it’s just a fluke or we’re as retarded a society as I expect we are.

Her opinion matters zero, but with the tits, we let them run their mouth waiting for them to show us the tits again.

Many dates or conversations with women have been “that’s an interesting perspective, tell me more” as they keep on talking….hoping they’ll eventually wear themselves or their throats out, requiring semen lubrication to get them back on track…

Progress is posting your visible nipple on the interent….

Here’s to progress

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2025

16

Apr

Rita Ora in a Bodysuit of the Day

In the event you didn’t know, I like to “kick em while they are up”, because I figure every asshole deserves to be taken down a notch.

However, in Rita Ora’s case, she actually got a shitty deal. So making fun of her would be like making fun of the underdog in the industry, plus she had pretty consistently hot tits. Can’t hate on tits bro.

That’s not to say that Rita had any real financial issues, she locked in a solid contract with Jay Z’s label but Rihanna was pissed off that they were clearly using Rita as a Rihanna replacement and cockblocked Rita’s career….

They basically released 1 of her 5 albums and kept her locked into a contract so that she couldn’t go out there and compete with Rihanna.

They eventually released her and paid her out, but she had to obviously sign an NDA that she would never discuss being held hostage by Roc Nation because Rihanna wanted her in their prison, to prevent her from taking over Rihanna’s place in the world.

I figure if you own a record label that has created Rihanna from the human trafficked Barbadian prostitute and made her the billionaire icon, signing all of her competitors into aggressive 7 year contracts is a good way to stifle them from rising to the top. PRISON THAT SHIT!

So Rita Ora and her hot tits is more than just a celeb you want to dog style, she’s a fucking underdog, even if she’s won in a lot of ways, it’s never been at the great heights in which she should have won….but oil rises to the top or whatever, so she’s done her own DIY, lots of PR, became internationally famous from bringing those tits to all the events, and is now in a great place to be the pop star she was meant to be…and she’s not too old to jerk off to like this was 15 years ago…even if she’s getting on…we still have it in us to appreciate them titties…even if her face is looking a little too much like Michael Jackson.

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