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2018

19

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Nude of the Day

candice swanepoel nude mirror selfie

I guess it is safe to say that Candice Swanepoel is on the comeback tour. She knows that now that the baby number 2 in her perpetual pregnancy has been shat out – it’s time to get back to social media with the slutty to get noticed, attention, generate buzz and keep the brand happy that their Mat Leave girl is back in the mix, after she’s abandoned them for 3 years breeding like the pervert who is addicted to being cummed inside that she is.

Point being, that she may represent the reason why companies shouldn’t hire women, with their whole pregnancy…leaving the company in shambles with no regard to the business at hand or their role in the company…and just selfishly want to breed….disgusting character really, typical but disgusting….bring the whole ship down so you can go have a fucking kid and expect to get paid the whole time because it’s your right as a woman – fuck off.

Other point is…keep up the nudes Candice..the banged out pussy is not offensive to me…I can handle it…don’t be shy mom pussy owner…don’t keep it from us with these “high art concept” pieces…

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2018

19

Jul

Josephine Skriver Bikini of the Day

Josephine Skriver Red Bikini

Josephine Skriver is the android, genetically modified model with the awesome body, thanks to her superficial, homosexual god complex biologist father, who was likely funded in his research by the same people who pay her a contract to wear their lingerie, because if they can breed hot women in host bodies instead of finding them on the streets, they can cut costs substantially….

It’s not quite cloning, but could be, I think it’s more going through the DNA and manually imputing genes to have a certain size tit, ass, waist, hair and eye color…creepy in and of itself, but if you watched Weird Science in the 80s…it’s a fucking fetish…so she is a fucking fetish, until she dies of terrible cancers caused by playing god.

I like her bikini tits.

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2018

19

Jul

Caroline Wozniacki Bikini of the Day

Caroline Wozniacki Ass and tits in a Bikini

Here’s a little tennis ass in a bikini – in the form of Caroline Wozniacki…a tennis girl who has been getting a lot of love for being a tennis babe – but who to me is a bit too ripped as the sport gets more competitive and the Venus sisters continue to be fucking tanks…these rich entitled white girls who someone took under their wing to train them from a young age to be on the circuit…have to try to man the fuck up to try to compete…

Whether it was Sharapova on performance enhancements that got her banned for year, or this one who clearly does some listing, the whole feminine aspect of women’s tennis is fading, and the panty upskirts and grows are becoming more of a fetish for people into cross dressers than people like me who love sweaty women being all cute when hitting balls on the court.

I still believe non masculine women play tennis, just not at the Caroline Wozniacki level…and I’ll still look at that Caroline Wozniacki in a bikini…but where the fuck is Anna Kournikova when you need her.

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2018

19

Jul

The Dude Lea Michele Tits of the Day

Lea Michele Tits in a Yellow Bikini

Lea Michele is getting clever in her bikini pics. The other day it was long pants to hide her dick, today was a straight up crop out her lower half to crop out her dick. Because even if she’s post op, and she can afford to be post op, her parents probably financed it early on so that they wouldn’t get caught in their “LADYBUG” hustle, that would step in the way of her voice of an angel, song and dance….like she was Joey from NKOTB before his voice cracked….a little SOPRANO the way they used to be…CASTRATED….

She’s been a little too pumped about getting married for me to think she’s not trying to live this traditional woman role to solidify being a woman…rather than just being a woman…

But I’ll still stare at her hormone therapy titties!

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2018

19

Jul

Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

Rita Ora Big tits in a green bikini

Rita Ora and her big tits are still in a bikini, they’ve been in bikinis for pretty much the entire summer, and probably the entire spring, and really the entire 7 years she’s been trying to get famous thanks to having a huge set of great tits that have helped her launch a singing career, get a record label, and exist as a celebrity no one really knows or cares about but who gets paid and can finance putting up more bikini pics….

It’s not a terrible thing, even if she’s a terrible thing and her music a terrible thing.

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2018

19

Jul

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

Sarah Hyland Tits and Stomach Scars in a Bikini

I watched Sarah Hyland’s instagram story of her drunk in Mexico with her boyfriend, getting drunk and being silly, in the most annoying of ways.

She was in her bikini, so it was semi slutty, even though thanks to her genetic disease she looks like she’s 7 year old with a bobble head…

But it involved her singing at the camera, shouting out random people, dancing around, and playing life sized JENGA….

The whole thing made me want her to have another Kidney Failure, reject the Kidney and start spitting up blood before death, the way FB LIVE or IG Stories were meant to be…

The good news is that she posted some bikini pics, and her petite perverted body has some tits on it, and it isn’t fat in this fat world…maybe due to her disease… so even if the rest of her is irritating, annoying, too vocal and creepy looking….the bikini pic works for me….so keep up the slutty content – the people approve.

Sarah Hyland Tits and Stomach Scars in a Bikini

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2018

19

Jul

Sarah Jessica Parker Geriatric Bikini of the Day

Sarah Jessica Parker Geriatric Black Bikini

With a face like Sarah Jessica Parker, it’s been hard to find her hot, she looks like a horse or a foot, and now that she’s aged, she looks like an old horse or an old foot, and that’s not all that hot to me…

She’s also been an annoying character in pop culture in pretty much every role that she’s played. I feel like Sex and the City was one of the worst things to happen to modern women, that made them feel like career and meaningless sex was the answer, and not just a fantasy, leaving a lot of unhappy rich women medicating themselves for both herpes and other issues like sadness.

Not all people are meant to be gay men.

But at least she’s busty and skinny and wearing a one piece – which is age appropriate.

We gotta give her credit for that….oh and being such a good beard for Matthew Broderick….

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