To some it is Survivor Night, it’s a great show, it should be everyone’s goto….
To other’s it’s HUMP DAY….
In these parts, it’s WET SPOT WEDNESDAY and Survivor Night…
So Let’s go….
Posted in:Wet Spot
2025
16
Apr
To some it is Survivor Night, it’s a great show, it should be everyone’s goto….
To other’s it’s HUMP DAY….
In these parts, it’s WET SPOT WEDNESDAY and Survivor Night…
So Let’s go….
Posted in:Wet Spot
2025
16
Apr
Addison Rae is some viral on TikTok attention seeker, who was lucky that TikTok went viral, because otherwise she would have been a forgotten attention seeker, who never quite got the attention she craved, forced to be an annoying local chick at the bar trying her hardest to get where her attention seeking soul needed to be for survival.
She’s been relevant enough for the Kardashians who as demonic freaks who consistently try to stay relevant by eating the souls of younger relevant people, in some chaotic cesspool of try hards trying to stay relevant.
She’s apparently a Phoebe Price in the level in which she games the paparazzi, playing that whole angle.
They’ve given her a record deal, because music isn’t really music anymore, as long as you can TikTok dance for the rapid retard fans…you’re good…and maybe she can sing..what do I fucking know, I’ve never heard her music…
In promoting her album, she’s put together a comprehensive program in paparazzi, involving a non-shit stained pair of panties on her big fat flabby young girl ass…since being relevant and rich makes eating unhealthy food easier.
Now, I’ll stare at a panty flash for the paparazzi like it was Y2k pretty much ALWAYS.
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Posted in:Addison Rae
2025
16
Apr
Em Rata is trying to go viral for being some politically charged whiner who feels the world is not fair, despite having made millions of dollars for solely having big tits that she was willing to show off.
Big tits that are only really viral because people can’t figure out if they are fake or not, because they are of the tear drop variety and totally out of proportion to her skinny frame.
I’m sure they are fake, but then I think they may not be fake and it’s all so confusing just not as confusing as her broken down rate face.
She has had opinions on creepy photographers who have basically helped create her when she was a mooch low level instagram THOT before that was a thing. There was a time they relied on these creeper photogs to get noticed or followed, which is how she ended up in the Blurred Lines video that really took her viral.
She is not even a good dancer, which may be part of the appeal, but her ONLY contribution to the world has been her tits, that’s it…TITS…so her opinion on anything is automatically discounted and should be ignored.
After her opinions on creepy photographers to distance herself from being a whore who got naked for money and attention, now that the scheme worked and she was mainstream, she had other opinions of Feminism, MeToo, she even wrote a book on the subject from the perspective of a High School educated clown with tits. I am sure fascinating piece of literature.
Now she has an opinion on Katy Perry and the other whores they sent to space, but didn’t leave in space, because space is fake and gay….in what was a retarded publicity stunt, but who fucking cares…it’s easy to ignore and be thankful Katy Perry didn’t die, even though she’s the worst, because we’d be stuck listening to her tribute music for years to come. Let her FADE OUT BRO….
She said something like “We’re in a place in the world where we need to be able to discern (big word for a retard) what real progress looks like, and what happened was nothing like that”…..
She went onto whine about Amazon destroying the earth, which makes me think she wasn’t invited to the Italian wedding this summer, or that they didn’t allow her to sell her shitty products that may be made in a polluting factory on the platform, even though she is posturing her hate for the fake space flight as some environmental issue.
Sounds like someone is mad that she wasn’t invited to the Satanic Space Penis flight, because we all know she’d be there….
Not to mention, real progress to Em Rata must be showing off her tits on INSTAGRAM since 5 days ago, visible nipple was on her instagram.
I don’t expect these whores to be self aware, but we all know she knows she’s tits that went viral, that spun into being mainstream, fashion and all that other shit.
I doubt anyone buys anything she sells, if they do it’s just a fluke or we’re as retarded a society as I expect we are.
Her opinion matters zero, but with the tits, we let them run their mouth waiting for them to show us the tits again.
Many dates or conversations with women have been “that’s an interesting perspective, tell me more” as they keep on talking….hoping they’ll eventually wear themselves or their throats out, requiring semen lubrication to get them back on track…
Progress is posting your visible nipple on the interent….
Here’s to progress
Posted in:Em Rata
2025
16
Apr
In the event you didn’t know, I like to “kick em while they are up”, because I figure every asshole deserves to be taken down a notch.
However, in Rita Ora’s case, she actually got a shitty deal. So making fun of her would be like making fun of the underdog in the industry, plus she had pretty consistently hot tits. Can’t hate on tits bro.
That’s not to say that Rita had any real financial issues, she locked in a solid contract with Jay Z’s label but Rihanna was pissed off that they were clearly using Rita as a Rihanna replacement and cockblocked Rita’s career….
They basically released 1 of her 5 albums and kept her locked into a contract so that she couldn’t go out there and compete with Rihanna.
They eventually released her and paid her out, but she had to obviously sign an NDA that she would never discuss being held hostage by Roc Nation because Rihanna wanted her in their prison, to prevent her from taking over Rihanna’s place in the world.
I figure if you own a record label that has created Rihanna from the human trafficked Barbadian prostitute and made her the billionaire icon, signing all of her competitors into aggressive 7 year contracts is a good way to stifle them from rising to the top. PRISON THAT SHIT!
So Rita Ora and her hot tits is more than just a celeb you want to dog style, she’s a fucking underdog, even if she’s won in a lot of ways, it’s never been at the great heights in which she should have won….but oil rises to the top or whatever, so she’s done her own DIY, lots of PR, became internationally famous from bringing those tits to all the events, and is now in a great place to be the pop star she was meant to be…and she’s not too old to jerk off to like this was 15 years ago…even if she’s getting on…we still have it in us to appreciate them titties…even if her face is looking a little too much like Michael Jackson.
Posted in:Rita Ora
2025
15
Apr
Sydney Sweeney continues her series with “Celebrity Collector” Amber Asaly, who has positioned herself as the “Celebrity Whisperer”, who gives the celebrities confidence in their photoshoots to be whorish because it’s not some creepy Terry Richardson level photographer stepping on his own dick while taking the pics.
It’s a science that isn’t really a science…celebrities like to look good, all chicks like to look good, so if it means hiring a chick who makes chicks look good, they’ll do it….some fake artist and muse bullshit…
The duo took it to the tennis courts, which have always been a fetish of mine, the short skirt, panty flashes, and erotic screeches and groans of a woman as she hits the ball, all while set in a posh setting, amongst rich and classy people, who get reprimanded if they make any noise in the crowd, making jerking off to the whole experience far more challenging…and some people like that kind of thing.
In the series, Sweeney is in a short tennis outfit, her ass out, her tits big, her face less-downsy than normal and it’s all a good time because this is the hottest celebrity available to us, throw in tennis and she’s hotter, even if she is unable to physically close her mouth.
She also posted a video of her crossing her legs…naughty girl must know plenty of strong clitted women before her have done this leg crossing to completion thing…
Posted in:Sydney Sweeney
2025
15
Apr
Katy Perry is friends with Bezos, she’s invited to the wedding with the SWAMP thing that he’s decided to marry because he’s busy being a billionaire and doesn’t really seem to notice that she’s got some sort of demonic tail, unless he does and that’s what he’s into. The sweet nectar from her demon cunt is compelling…
Anyway, he decided to fly her space, which in Amazon terms is really just into zero gravity in an overpriced airplane, that makes these people feel like they are in Space, but they are hardly in actual space because space is fake and gay.
Elon’s rockets seem to go even more into space, even though Space is fake and gay, and it is all probably just movie magic like Kubrick’s moon landing….but Bezos still had the opportunity to Challenger this shit, to Sharon Christa McAuliffe….but instead was more interested in giving Katy Perry’s old mom sloppers a change to experience 0 gravity for once in their lives…
She posted some titty content, not sure when, I was one of the haters who said maybe a Challenger style disaster like Sharon Christa McAuliffe would be good for the world, eliminated all Katy Perry future hits from raping our ears and brains…
However, there are two sides to every story and if she did blow up the other day, we’d be stuck by an overwhelming amount of Katy Perry songs…so maybe her not dying was a win for us all…
Posted in:Katy Perry
2025
15
Apr
Apparently the younger generation is into the while Y2k experience, which was the era of early internet, when anything was possible if you just had a very basic idea, but instead, you decided to spend your days on MSN CHAT…Yahoo! Chat….ICQ….AOL…I don’t fucking know…some fucking chat program talking to strangers or chicks you know inappropriately, not realizing they are dudes pretending to be chicks trying to set you up to think you’re gay…when they are the ones sexting you knowing you’re a dude…but the troll never realizes he’s the homo until it’s too late…
So with the whole Y2k thing becoming a thing, I guess people are using digital cameras, the old POINT AND SHOOTS I used to carry around with me everywhere I went, leaving them in many places while drunk and retarded…forgetting to upload the pictures…dealing with corrupt cards…you know how it is….but the younger generation doesn’t and they want to experience it.
So with that comes traditional looking slutty selfies you’d find on a Myspace profile while looking for hotties like Forbidden or Tila Tequila before they died.
I’m into the revival, I’d argue that those were the glory hole days of drinking with coming of age college sluts. Someone should make a movie about that era….
The digital camera was really the advent or pre-cursor to the slutty selfie, the nude selfie, the gaping asshole selfie that can be monetized today….and that’s inspiring to those of us who have committed their entire life to nudes, just in the worst way possible.
Posted in:Madison Beer
2025
15
Apr
There’s a meme going around about how ugly the actresses and celebs have been since Weinstein got locked up for being a creeper with the whores who gravitate to the industry and who were resentful and bitter things didn’t work out for them, so they decided to do what many women before them have done and what many women after them will do and that’s destroy them at their core with every ounce of destruction they can muster up like the psychopaths they are.
I think Rihanna is on that meme, even though she’s one of those well behaved whores who knows her place in the world and would never really go after her captors because they gave her what she wanted….unless you count that Chris Brown thing that I still think was a staged bullshit thing to help her manipulate the media…
If she isn’t on that meme, she should be because as a fat 40 year old, her lingerie content is totally unnecessary.
She’s a billionaire out of Barbados, the fat 40 year old in lingerie is totally unnecessary but for whatever reason, it’s all part of the marketing plan for the billion dollar brand and thus here we are.
That’s not to say I’m not interested in all old fat chicks who were once celebrities in their lingerie, it’s just unnecessary because they can hire other models to this work for them while it is still seen as Rihanna’s brand.
Rihanna is pushing 40 years old, is in a thong and is probably happy for the AI filters available to make things less terrifying than they would be if these were experienced in person.
Posted in:Rihanna
2025
14
Apr
Coachella is still a thing, clearly a very lame thing, or at the very least a thing trying to be a thing by maintaining its original purpose or hype.
A thing that caters to lame people who are trying to relive the glory days of the star studded event, before it went fully mainstream or international, before it became a place for brands to jerk off on the minds and bodies of the retards…or younger people too young to have been at the early days of Coachella, heading there to be part of the trending hashtag of instagram because it’s on the circuit of places instagram people go.
A mix of bitter old fucks whining about how bad it’s got, while still being there and younger people trying to have a human experience because they were raised on computers…which for some reason is Y2k oriented….but not when it comes to reading CELEBRITY BLOGS that never evolved out of that era….
It seems to be a meeting of the retard minds, or at least the monetizing influencer minds, which are seemingly libtard retard minds because I saw that Bernie Sanders was there at 90 campaigning against Trump….which makes sense, since all the post 40 year old moms in attendance are basically 90 years old in sex appeal as they mid-life crisis their way into a drunken hook-up with a 20 year old trying to experience y2k pussy that survived the y2k event they’ve read about…
I am not a hater, do whatever you want, go to whatever commercialized pile of shit event you like…life is what you make it and I am sure anywhere you go could be a hilariously great time…it’s the top level concept of watching these losers congregate that makes it very unappealing…
The Coachella slutty outfits used to be a thing when girls weren’t all sluts all the time on social media…
Here’s a round-up of a bunch of them thanks to MEOW and the FORUM….yes, I know spending my very important and limited TIME on compiling a Coachella post is arguably FAR more lame than actually attending and experiencing Coachella….but that’s pretty much the whole point of Y2K Blogging….we don’t leave our couches, we’re not welcome at these places….we just angrily watch from home…even though I’m only angry about having a blog, not that people go to and enjoy Coachella….
1 – TikTok Bitch Addison Rae Performs:
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2- Noah Cyrus Nipples Perform
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3- Cardi B Paid to Party with that Muppet Face
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4- Cara Delevingne Never Too Old to Coachella
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5- Emma Roberts Getting Paid to Appear
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6- Karrueche Tran in a Sports Bra
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7- Kelli Berglund Coachella Bikini
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8- Leni Klum Big Tits
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9- Victoria Justice Bra Top and Animal Print for Coachella
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10 – Kylie Jenenr has Tits
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11- Old Lady Christina Milian in a Tube Top
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12 – Super Famous Charli XCX a Coachella success story from Mooch to headliner
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13 – Becky G has No Pants
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14 – Anya Taylor Joy’s Fat Ass at Coachella
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15 – Nina Dobrev’s Really Racy Outfit
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16 – Madison Pettis in a Corset Top
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17 – Tyla Performs Slutty
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18 – Peyton Roi List Lays Out by the Pool
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19 – Dove Cameron Performs
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Posted in:Coachella
2025
14
Apr
If you read the site, which you don’t, but if you did, you’d know that my favorite thing in Pop Culture is Britney Spears.
This girl was the top of the charts, number 1 pop star, totally celebrated and accepted as a captain of pop industry.
All the pop stars since her have been bootleg versions of her, she created or at least dominated a whole brand of pop, securing herself as legend in shitty pop music.
She’s been worked hard, she’s made crazy money, she’s been broken time and time again, because being Britney Spears is hard, just ask all the clones, body doubles and AI they’ve used to play Britnery since the original Britney was killed off, or laying in the basement in a coma.
It’s one of those falls from the top that people seem to love to watch happen, because it makes these icons seem more human and because we are inherently jealous assholes who don’t like seeing people win.
I don’t mind seeing people win, I don’t like to kick em when they’re down, I like to kick them when they are up, because it’s funny….
I just find the Britnery (the name I’ve given her AI body double) to be almost interesting in an era where no celebrity is interesting.
From the AWKWARD dances that can’t be from someone trained as hard as her, it’s like when you see a figure skater in their 50s or 60s, all fat and dumpy put on a pair of skates, they can still manage to get around on the ice….not that I know figure skaters, but it probably applies to anyone who performed at a high level.
Then Britnery gets on the internet, half naked because she likes being jerking off to, or it’s part of the shaming process they put her body doubles through in order to keep them from talking….and Britnery’s dances are worse than if I was to do her dance…and she’s BRITNEY SPEARS, allegedly.
It;s all as crazy as her teeth, which I don’t mock like SNL, I actually like real teeth on a bitch, but when you don’t have a tooth gap, then you do have a tooth gap, you start thinking we need the DENTAL RECORDS to IDENTIFY the body….
All this to say, she brings us hot old lady content, made hotter because it’s so weird.
This is what she has to say about the whole thing:
ust to give some insight on this picture… well I might look really pretty but I’ve never shared myself with a man in lingerie that REALLY made me feel beautiful and sacred. I’m not even lying… my closet was incredibly insane because it was a space for my soul and there had been waaaay too many times I had been incredibly disrespected in bed. Why the fuck would I ever share the real delicacy of the feeling I actually get when I do feel beautiful ??? It’s so bitter sweet, but I knew my REAL heart would never share that or take a chance to bring my real heart in bed with someone who I KNEW would utterly and completely destroy me… so kinda fucked up a 6 year relationship ??? 2 year relationship… that’s a very long time to dream of the real deal, but guess what, I was 100% right. So they think they played me ??? I realize I played their asses as well ??????
RIP Britney, HELLO whoever the fuck this is reanimating the corpse of Britney..I like the nude in bed video best….
Posted in:Britney Spears