I want to start this of by saying that I have been a Lohan fan and supporter for the entirely of her career, the lows and the highs, the ups and the downs, the near death and the prospering….and I’ve always rooted for her and said she’ll be back and she will win an OSCAR….

However, I find the whole Lindsay Lohan comeback pretty fucking boring. The satanic Hollywood industry is so fucking predictable and trash and I was hoping Lohan’s comeback would be more fun.

They wouldn’t give her work, tried to destroy her. Sent her off to the middle-east to develop weird accents, where she fucked weird men, where she may have even been a participant in HUMMUS parties, all while evading high USA taxes because her shit was a disaster when she left.

Now that it’s ironic to bring her back, where they think she has some clout or something they can build off because the Gen Z kids are into the 90s….they give her a full-ride scholarship to shitty Hallmark movies and other Disney shit all to help the machine hit their revenue targets…..

I did prefer Lohan when she was a rough looking disaster. This white-washed, wrinkleless BOTOX machine. Now a wholesome mom and hardly as fun as she was when she was a wreck, just so artificial.

The new Lohan is basically medicated AI….and not reminiscent of the OLD Lohan at all.

Maybe it was a clone swap, but untimately, it’s disappointing…So I made a T-Shirt about it:

Now, people are praising Lohan’s face for being so youthful and fake as fuck, so she posted a picture of the BOTOX artist that created it for her. Soon to be middle aged and botched, but currently riding that porn face we’ve normalized…

BUY THE T-SHIRT CLICK HERE

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Have the parasites in your brain from cat shit made you a satanic homosexual yet?

It is around the time of year, the most wonderful time of year, where all the Atheists and non-believers decide to be offended that you’re celebrating Jesus. They rage when you remind them it is Jesus’ birthday.

I always found it funny how non-believers get MAD at believers, it’s very libtard of them, because libtards get mad when you don’t play along with their weirdo agenda…who cares if someone lives for eternal salvation, who believes there is a higher purpose, something to be accountable to and most importantly, someone to guide your life here on earth, in a way that you don’t have to fear. They want you to fear but you don’t have to…

When I wasn’t a true believer, I wasn’t offended by believers, maybe I’d laugh and point at the abortion rally because I was told killing babies makes cumming in chicks more possible….

When I was on the fence about the whole Jesus thing thanks to the horrible satanic society we live in doing everything in its power to make us think Christians were insane….when they are the nice, kind, inviting ones….

I always appreciated their commitment to the cause, their faith in the word and I’ve always loved Evangelicals, Christian radio, Christian Music, Country Hymns and Gospel….

I also loved extreme mind control sex cults….I just didn’t fully dive in…when all I ever wanted was a sex cult of my own….that sings Christian Music, Hymns on Christian Radio…..

So yeah, lots of people mad about Jesus’ birthday coming up….but at least we can all collectively get drunk on the gingerbread…and shitty Lindsay Lohan BOTOX FACE FREAK movies…

Or you can start the building out the roadmap and architecture of our sex cult, I hope there will be women there and not just a bunch of homo dudes with worms in your brains looking for an asshole to fuck….

Here are some stepLINKS

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