Coachella is still a thing, clearly a very lame thing, or at the very least a thing trying to be a thing by maintaining its original purpose or hype.
A thing that caters to lame people who are trying to relive the glory days of the star studded event, before it went fully mainstream or international, before it became a place for brands to jerk off on the minds and bodies of the retards…or younger people too young to have been at the early days of Coachella, heading there to be part of the trending hashtag of instagram because it’s on the circuit of places instagram people go.
A mix of bitter old fucks whining about how bad it’s got, while still being there and younger people trying to have a human experience because they were raised on computers…which for some reason is Y2k oriented….but not when it comes to reading CELEBRITY BLOGS that never evolved out of that era….
It seems to be a meeting of the retard minds, or at least the monetizing influencer minds, which are seemingly libtard retard minds because I saw that Bernie Sanders was there at 90 campaigning against Trump….which makes sense, since all the post 40 year old moms in attendance are basically 90 years old in sex appeal as they mid-life crisis their way into a drunken hook-up with a 20 year old trying to experience y2k pussy that survived the y2k event they’ve read about…
I am not a hater, do whatever you want, go to whatever commercialized pile of shit event you like…life is what you make it and I am sure anywhere you go could be a hilariously great time…it’s the top level concept of watching these losers congregate that makes it very unappealing…
The Coachella slutty outfits used to be a thing when girls weren’t all sluts all the time on social media…
Here’s a round-up of a bunch of them thanks to MEOW and the FORUM….yes, I know spending my very important and limited TIME on compiling a Coachella post is arguably FAR more lame than actually attending and experiencing Coachella….but that’s pretty much the whole point of Y2K Blogging….we don’t leave our couches, we’re not welcome at these places….we just angrily watch from home…even though I’m only angry about having a blog, not that people go to and enjoy Coachella….
1 – TikTok Bitch Addison Rae Performs:
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2- Noah Cyrus Nipples Perform
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3- Cardi B Paid to Party with that Muppet Face
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4- Cara Delevingne Never Too Old to Coachella
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5- Emma Roberts Getting Paid to Appear
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6- Karrueche Tran in a Sports Bra
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7- Kelli Berglund Coachella Bikini
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8- Leni Klum Big Tits
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9- Victoria Justice Bra Top and Animal Print for Coachella
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10 – Kylie Jenenr has Tits
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11- Old Lady Christina Milian in a Tube Top
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12 – Super Famous Charli XCX a Coachella success story from Mooch to headliner
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13 – Becky G has No Pants
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14 – Anya Taylor Joy’s Fat Ass at Coachella
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15 – Nina Dobrev’s Really Racy Outfit
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16 – Madison Pettis in a Corset Top
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17 – Tyla Performs Slutty
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18 – Peyton Roi List Lays Out by the Pool
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19 – Dove Cameron Performs
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