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2024

06

Dec

Gisele Bundchen Pregnant in a Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

Gisele Bundchen is so fucking old….that she’s probably officially hormonally a dude …

Yet she’s managed to get pregnant, defying science, because her child’s Kung Fu instructor came as hard as he could in her, as often as he could, tapping into his Martial Art abilities and miraculously making a child via her asshole, because her balls get in the way of the VAGINAL sex you typically need to get that womb filled up….

I’ve always thought boxy Gisele was a Brazilian tranny import by Victoria’s Secret to fuck with us.

I just assumed Tom Brady was a homo and that her pregnancies were staged, using movie magic.

I realize she was really a high paid model, but I just though it was all part of a bigger conspiracy to trick us…

So buying into her being pregnant in Costa Rica is challenging because it implies she’s SO fertile she didn’t go through menopause all those years I thought she was a man, but she’s instead SUPER fucking fertile that she gets knocked up at 50….is challenging…

BOYS can’t get pregnant…..unless you’re reading the wrong websites that refer to mothers as “people with wombs” or some other derogatory anti-female shit….

Here’s some anti-female shit:

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2024

06

Dec

Emma Corrin Nipples of the Day

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Emma Corrin is some freak looking actress who amazingly gets work despite having a terrifying crazy person looking face….a little fucking ELF climbing out of the KEEBLER tree in the magical forest of KEEBLER ELF-VILLE….only more transgendered.

She played Princess Diana in “The Crown” but is unfortunately one of those annoying identity crisis attention seeking liberals who takes her theatre kid weirdness to her everyday life, where she’s decided she’s a THEY / THEM while keeping a straight face and not thinking she’s being a pretentious attention seeking clown…

So as a THEY/THEM she won’t conform to GENDER norms, instead she’ll do her best to be as ugly as possible, and de-feminized as possible….even GROWING out her LIBTARD armpit hair….

Could you imagine how painful a conversation with this kind of person is, you look at her and you just know it’d be the fucking worst….

To be more controversial, edgy, attention seeking, the IT has brought ITS tits out…IT TITS we call them….

As it turns out I’ll stare at hairy They/Them loser tits, so long as they have their tits out…

Despite looking like a full hair vile dyke, she puts dicks inside her and potentially inside her man Rami Malik, who turned gay and got AIDS as Freddie Mercury…you know, character actor shit..

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2024

06

Dec

Eiza Gonzalez Sheer Bra of the Day

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Eiza Gonazlez is the hard faced, arguably horse faced celebrity who’s had facial feminization surgery.

She is in Miami because she’s a celebrity in the big Hollywood movies, despite being some Mexican Import.

There are levels to Mexcians…some are migrant workers on the farm, some change beds in hotels, some garden, some human traffick and bring Fentanyl into the country through caravans and some climb the ranks as actors…because they pull their tits out…

Eiza Gonzalez is bulling her tits out!

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2024

06

Dec

Madison Beer’s Christmas Whorin’ of the Day

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Madison Beer is the YOUTUBER with a dream, well her mother had the dream, so she whored her teen daughter out on YOUTUBE for the views…catering to the group of YOUTUBE viewers that watch teens dancing….the internet is a creepy fucking place…

But since all the big players care about is views, they gave her a record deal and she’s been a bright shining star in the mainstream music industry….

From her mother’s YT puppet being sexualized, to the INDUSTRY’S puppet being sexualized….all for money and attention….and when you’re a skinny chick with tits it works…

Which is why you should all get sex changes and aspire to be skinny chicks with tits…

She did some Radio Christmas Special in some slutty santa fetish gear and that may be something you like to jerk off to….performers dressed in fetish gear performing shitty music….

I guess I could look for a video, but why bother..

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2024

05

Dec

Rihanna On All Fours in her Underwear for her Underwear Brand of the Day

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Yeah, Rihanna was totally not human trafficked to America as a broke-ass 14 year old from Barbados,

It’s totally standard for a 14 year old from Barbados to apply for all her proper visas to make it to America as an underaged aspiring singer.

There’s no way that she was just conditioned and used as a slave or pawn in their evil Satanic industry….to push there message and to generate a lot of money everyone involved….all while pushing the satantic agenda and imagery….

Looking at an old fat Rihanna whoring herself like a common prostitute to push her panty brand makes me think she may be a common prostitute or at the very least a girl who does what she’s told….because she is a mother and doesn’t need to crawl around in her underwear…so either it’s choice, because shameless attention seeking…or she’s under firm instructions…

Either way, I’ll watch a bitch crawl around on all fours like a dog, because I am a misogynist, but really if the whore doesn’t respect herself, do you have to respect the whore…it’s a chicken / egg situation…

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2024

05

Dec

Salma Hayek Titty Show of the Day

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Salma Hayek is old as shit but still has her tits, unlike many women her age who have died of Breast Cancer.

She is showing off her tits, like she’s mocking those women who have died of breast cancer, because she can.

These billionaire wives are typically asshole showoffs, throw in a hollywood career and I can’t imagine them being any kinder, throw in escaping Mexico, where I am sure her family were very rich and you just know she’s an asshole….and bragging about her tits is hardly the WORST of what she does.

However, we like a good set of tits.

If you like a good set of tits, put your hands up.

If you like BIG TITS jump up and down…

We’ll do anything for the tit, so even old cunty behavior that comes with tits, doesn’t get in the way of our coming to tits…

It’s basic science really.

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2024

05

Dec

Miley Cyrus Edit of the Day

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I don’t know what this THROWBACK THURSDAY MIley Cyrus edit is all about, but I do know that this version of Miley Cyrus’ alter ego is one of the better ones…

So as we reflect on our lives this holiday season, we should also reflect on the lives of Disney Kids turned shameless whores before the world turned on shameless whores and turned them into OnlyFans millionaires….you know…a simpler time…

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2024

05

Dec

Kiernan Shipka’s Erotica of the Day

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I said that Kiernan Shipka (i before e except after shut the fuck up voice in my head)…..was being marketed as some sort of sex pot, sex kitten….basically levelling up her position in the cesspool they call hollywood by being a personality dudes want to fuck….since prior to this she was a kid on Mad Men.

In efforts to make her that personality dudes what to fuck, they’ve got her in her underwear for a recent movie, looking like she’s snorting lines of cum while getting rocked from behind by a huge nerdy dragon horse cock shaped dildo the weird elf ear girls of REDDIT use…

But maybe I’m the weird one looking into this wrong…

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2024

05

Dec

Selena Gomez is Built Like a School Bus of the Day

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Be sure to keep old KIDNEY FAILURE over here, rocking that LUPUS gut away from the HOLIDAY cookies these season…

Bitch looks like a fucking tank…

Maybe she’s pregnant with that ratty looking rat of a dude, which is possible, or maybe she’s just a fat fuck who sits around eating her feelings to avoid looking at that ratty looking rat of a dude she’s decided to spend her low life expectancy due to LUPUS life with…

Either way, she’s in a fancy dress and there may be at least one dude who jerks off to her outside of BIEBER when he’s revisiting the years she ALLEGEDLY statutory raped him after he ALLEGEDLY learned all the ASS eating Tricks from Diddy…memories of a time before Stephen Baldwin Jr’s pussy…

Maybe you like your celebrity women looking like school busses that GLITTER….makes the idea of riding a field trip…

Maybe she’s not even that fat by the standards of FAT america….the WALMART line pulls more OBESITY than this….

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2024

05

Dec

Fat Charli XCX’s Belly Hangs Over her Panties of the Day

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Charli XCX had the song of the summer, some shit about being a brat that even politicians used in their campaigns because they thought it would resonate with the mindless retards of the internet, since they really don’t think very highly of you…clearly they are non-human freaks who don’t get that most people have brains and just because they like a shitty song or comment a lyric from a shitty song…or repost a meme from the shitty song…BRAT….doesn’t mean that’s the way to our fucking hearts…THERE ARE REAL ISSUES out there you scumbags, show some respect you work for us.

Anyway, that being said, XCX clearly sucked the right devil dick hard enough to matter in the industry, they said “hey fat tits, you can be our hero baby”…and she stepped up to the task.

Thanks to body positivity and inclusivity, the girl who was always a little chubby, is looking legit fat fuck, with her gut hanging over her panties…

The gut always catches up to the big tits when girl hits 40….which I assume XCX is….

Clearly she’s enjoying the fruits of her labor by ordering TWO mains at dinner now that she can afford it….and where there is over eating, there’s giant shits….so gut over panties in the front, lead to shit stains on the panty in the back….making this an inspiring vile content piece…

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