Gisele Bundchen is so fucking old….that she’s probably officially hormonally a dude …

Yet she’s managed to get pregnant, defying science, because her child’s Kung Fu instructor came as hard as he could in her, as often as he could, tapping into his Martial Art abilities and miraculously making a child via her asshole, because her balls get in the way of the VAGINAL sex you typically need to get that womb filled up….

I’ve always thought boxy Gisele was a Brazilian tranny import by Victoria’s Secret to fuck with us.

I just assumed Tom Brady was a homo and that her pregnancies were staged, using movie magic.

I realize she was really a high paid model, but I just though it was all part of a bigger conspiracy to trick us…

So buying into her being pregnant in Costa Rica is challenging because it implies she’s SO fertile she didn’t go through menopause all those years I thought she was a man, but she’s instead SUPER fucking fertile that she gets knocked up at 50….is challenging…

BOYS can’t get pregnant…..unless you’re reading the wrong websites that refer to mothers as “people with wombs” or some other derogatory anti-female shit….

Here’s some anti-female shit:

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