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2024

20

Dec

Carmen Electra Old Lady Whore Titty of the Day

Carmen Electra is a fucking titty dinosaur, which is about as fake in the titty as the actual dinosaurs they try to trick you into thinking are real to confuse you and force you to believe in the evolution theory to denounce god.

She is still a whore which is pretty remarkable, I think it’s one of those things I’ve experienced at the strip club many times when the day shift girls look like they’ve seen better days, or better decades….

I am talking granny strippers who won’t give up showing their cunt, grinding on you like the diaper they should be wearing at the old folks home…who just can’t give up.

Once a whore always a whore, some Christmas miracle shit….and by shit I mean literal shit….I am a firm believer in throwing in the towel and taking the millions to some resort town to die instead of HOLDING onto the dream thanks to AI and other modern tech that allows her to continue the gross hustle…

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2024

20

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I don’t do enough of these galleries, but I am a one man show and I am extremely lazy, but it’s Christmas.

You, dear reader, have not made me rich or bought anything I am selling, which I assume is because you don’t exist.

In your defence, I wouldn’t visit a site like this either.

If I was to draw up a business plan with CHATGPT, it would not look like this from a content perspective.

Yet here we fucking are!

So in being uninspired by your lack of encouragement. Think of me as the retard who needs the school to cheer me on so that I do my awkward dance in front of everyone, thinking they are for me and not mocking me….

I don’t dig through the self produced content of whores everywhere, just producing whore content for whatever motivation, whether it’s money or attention I don’t know…

It’s girls in their fishnets, posing like they are off-brand Penthouse girls, while seemingly self-producing this shit…that’s great.

Whoring like fishnets are timeless!

Let’s hope some of these girls are some of your daughters…..

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2024

20

Dec

Liz Olsen Wears Some Full Body Leotard to the Gym of the Day

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I like to think the celebrities being caught in the wild, even if for the most part is done intentionally and with tips being sent to the paparazzi from the celebrity looking for some media coverage, is far more fun than the celebrity posting their own curated pictures of themselves on social media.

As much as I dislike the paparazzi for their aggressive legal teams who tried to ruin me numerous times over the 20 years of doing this.

The stealthy camera man stalking the celebrity is really where it’s at when it comes to celebrity content.

As much as the internet doesn’t give a fuck about celebrities, celebrities still give a fuck about each other and they all get paid for being celebrities, so capturing them leaving the gym, or on the beach with their guts out, released without their permission, is a part of pop culture we need to aggressively bring back.

Fuck the curation, or the oversharing in the fakest way to come across as being human and bring the caught off guard, showing how shitty they are in look or in personality, because celebs may not matter, but people who think they matter being cut down, roasted and shamed for just existing is fun.

That being said, here’s Liz Olsen of Olsen Twin sister with a complex who had to prove herself in her adult years that she was as worthy as her billionaire sisters.

She is leaving the gym in a leotard, not sure if she’s flat footed or pigeon toed or some shit, but her knees are kinked in in the weirdest of ways, her belly looking like a Shar-pei’s face, her vagina not cametoed, WHERE Is it? I don’t know but this leaving the gym rough faced is great!

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2024

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Attention Christmas Shoppers….

I have decided to apply for media accreditation for Sundance, SWXW, The Grammies, The Golden Globes, The Oscars….

I figure I’m the media, since I have a 20 year old website that updates daily and I’m not some social media star, which they prefer as media for the hype.

The industry doesn’t think I am the media. They’d rather reduce me to a nobody and not give me my chance to shine. They want to prevent me from winning!

I have been swiftly rejected from each…

Reducing your chance in seeing ALL the amazing original content I plan on priducing.

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You should email the publicist at SUNDANCE on my behalf:

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Or don’t bother, I’m a loser and fine remaining a loser….it’s less effort than trying.

I call racism. They hate transgender obese retarded autistic perverts who like tits.

Boycott those haters alienating me and not including me….

WHERE IS THE INCLUSION….FUCKING CYBER BULLIES…..RUINING MY LIFE…..

The other person who stepped in the way of my dreams is GOOGLE for not running ads on this site when it had traffic because of the tits.

FUCKERS…

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2024

19

Dec

Tallia Storm Bimbofication of the Day

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Tallia Storm is some Scottish singer who hasn’t broken out in the UK.

She was apparently discovered by Elton John when she was 13, which is perverted, but would be more perverted if she was a boy because you know how those gays are with the young boys. Inappropriate.

The truth is she’s got a publicist mother who hustled hard to whore out her daughter as a kid, passing her around the industry as hard as she could to make it as big as they could.

She’s 25 now, no longer controlled by her mother, but still pushing the values she taught her in whoring herself.

Getting herself a set of fake tits and really delivering on the BIMBO vibe, which as far as I’m concerned is how all girls should present themselves to the world.

If you don’t look like a 90s stripper, Anna Nicole Smith, a muppet…ARE YOU EVEN REAL….

When you have fake tits, use them….like Tallia Storm.

Here ares some of her hot slutty pics for Christmas:

some hot slutty pics for Rihanna:

She also did a photoshoot:

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2024

19

Dec

Rachel Sennott in her Bra of the Day

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Rachel Sennott is one of the “It Girls” of this generation. Unfortunately, it’s a low bar generation, so being hot isn’t really a requirement or prerequisite of being an “It Girl”…

It all started when we normalized ugly chicks being models on the internet. Then they became OF whores charging for pussy pics. Then there was the whole fat girl on dating apps getting laid too often to realize they are ugly. It’s all part of the inclusive, everyone gets first place, lie they’ve pushed to lower the collective by taking competitiveness out of the conversation.

If we are all the same, communists, no one tries to win, communists, so we all remain perfectly average and average slowly becomes retarded the longer timer goes on!

I don’t hate Sennott or her tits, I don’t mind looking at her tits, or seeing her in a bra because I’m a pervert.

I’ve even seen her in a movie or two and she was likeable enough, but that doesn’t mean she’s hot, or that her face isn’t that of a drag queen….it just mean’s I’m a pervert….staring at panty.

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2024

19

Dec

Kelsey Asbille Chow in a Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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Kelsey Asbille is starring in a photoshoot that will remind you of those COVID freaks 3 Christmases ago who would put up plastic sheets to deal with their relatives and not in a psychopathic murdering your relatives with easy clean-up you’d expect from plastic sheeting, but rather to protect them from GERMS even though none of them were SICK….sick in the head maybe, that COVID shit was mental and we’ll never be the same from it…but it did help shows like Yellowstone become huge successes while we were all locked away in our prisons.

In the event you didn’t know, that hokey ass, corny ass, bullshit clickbait that is Yellowstone.

I stopped watching that shit when BETH aged out in Season 2….

I also got annoyed of the formulaic American Values with strong male energy, Cowboys and Indians, that managed to rape the minds of the masses, without them realizing that it was put together by the DEMONS in Hollywood and that they were just TOYING with your emotions, which worked out nicely for Taylor Sheridan.

The attempt to be more right wing, Christian, non-woke by doing their version of the Archie Bunker by having characters who weren’t woke, because in life they wouldn’t be woke, so they get the loophole in wokeness, DESPITE being a WOKE production.

Anyway, the WOKE production that is SO woke, hired a fucking CHINESE chick to play the NATIVE, like there’s not enough Native actors out there who deserved the role, but HOLLYWOOD, even when being WOKE, decided she was “Native” enough.

She claims to be part Cherokee, but the Cerhokee themselves have said she ain’t Cherokee based on their records.

But these libtards like to lie about their NATIVE AMERICAN heritage they profit off of….

I am pro-NATIVE, big fan of the NATIVES and their plight against the WHITE MAN.

So seeing this shit go without protest offends me and should generate OUTRAGE and PROTEST.

Maybe it should get TAYLOR SHERIDAN banned from PARAMOUNT with his CREEPER financier, Billionaire Ron Burkle, who before financing TAYLOR and his Ranches and shows, was financing hooker instagram models to fly on his plane and to party on YACHTS with the likes of Leo Dicaprio….and P.Diddy….GOOGLE IT.

THESE BIG MONEY PEOPLE ARE GOOD PEOPLE.

Posted in:Kelsey Asbille

2024

19

Dec

Britney Spears Dance Porn of the Day

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I may not be as quick as you are in getting these Britney Spears dance videos, it’s unfortunately not any exclusive content but rather something posted to her instagram and picked up by the TMZs of the world.

However, being slow to the draw, since it’s not an exclusive feature is fine when no one comes to this site for exclusive content, or even for my witty banter because no one comes to this site.

But it does make for a nice and weird place for me to catalog social media posts as if I care so much I pay a fucking server every month to host this shit and I have for 20 years.

Despite having no interest in celebrities, but falling into some sort of celebrity bear trap, similar to when these women first figure out how to use their vaginas to get producers and executives to give them a shot, only with no actual purpose or financial gain.

So here’s some Britney who I like to think is dead and replaced with AI or a body double because the original Britney was either killed off for knowing too much, or accidentally died like she was Michael Jackson, who is probably not actually dead but in hiding after faking his own death for knowing too much, otherwise they would have replaced him to keep on earning from him.

Anyway, Britney is in Mexico, her dances are more seductive and half naked because the sun and sand. Her brother is apparently with her spending her money on over-the-counter drugs you don’t need a prescription for that we’ll assume he’s spiking her tostadas with so that he can keep on spending her money.

It’s all so exciting, especially if she is dead because I’ve never seen a corpse, but then again, I never worked as an undertaker and I don’t have a necrophilia thing….

I am waiting for a Britney sex tape, I would like to be the one producing that sex tape. I could use the views.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2024

18

Dec

Kate Beckinsale Contortionist Erotica of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale may be old as shit, but she’s an emaciated corpse of a woman that seems to be tiny and flexible.

You know the kind of thing that you can use as a human fleshlight and thanks to her menopause, she’s as dry as a fleshlight, so maybe you’ll feel some friction on your micro penis when you get up in that gaping flesh wound of a cunt.

Her vaginal gape is not entirely from being blown out all these years of being Kate Beckinsale, the rich girl trying to find her place in the world, but also because there is no fat or muscle to keep her uterus inside her.

I’m not a fan of Kate Beckinsale but I appreciate that she’s not fat, even if it’s due to a terminal illness, I’ll go for whatever skinny I can get in this fat world.

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2024

18

Dec

Sydney Sweeney Reclaims Gone Slutty for Empowerment and Money of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney and her team of marketing experts blew some trolls calling her fat in her bikini paparazzi pics out of hand, in order to create some bullshit victim storyline that she can rise from like a phoenix as the winner.

So she had grown-ups fighting on social media as to whether she was fat or not, when clearly she’s not fat.

No one was fighting about her dopey fucking face, it was a “fat” fight…that allowed her to bring attention to the sacrifices in hotness she made for her movie role as a dyke boxer in the 80s.

It helped secure her commitment to the cause or to her craft of actor, despite being pretty shitty at acting, but she was willing to get muscular thick for a role, give her an Oscar.

It helped her get people wanting her to release more nude or slutty content to prove the haters how NOT fat she is.

How her fat is her tits and we like that kind of fat.

It all laid the foundation for her to release a fashion campaign with a fashion brand that pays her a lot of money, where she’s topless under her jacket or sweater, TITTY SWEATER… like a basic whore.

But she’s not a whore, she’s empowered and proving the haters wrong!

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