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2025

16

Jan

Alabama Barker in a Slutty Outfit of the Day

Alabama Barker is Travis Barker’s daughter with prostitute Shanna Moakler.

Travis Barker is pretty fucking rich from his whole Blink 182 thing, so his daughter is just one of those spoiled LA rich kids who doesn’t really have to bother with the whole being a shameless whore for attention thing.

However, something went wrong in her wiring, the way she was raised, maybe on a generational level girls of this generation want to be sexualized and jerked off to, so they dress whorish….maybe she thinks it’s funny how desperate the freaks of the internet are when she posts slutty outfits….but clearly there’s effort that has gone into this Alabama Barker experience and she’s out here wanting to be seen, jerked off to, followed, liked and sexualized…

As a reclusive, I don’t understand why people would volunteer themselves to social media to get jerked off to, because she could live an amazing life unknown, not noticed, left alone…

Instead, she’s like “LOOK AT MY ASSHOLE”…like “I AM ALABAMA BARKER, MY DAD, HE IS TRAVIS BARKER, MY STEPMOM a KARDASHIAN, MY STEPDAD, WELL I AM BORROWING HIS PANTIES BUT YOU KNOW HIM AS OSCAR DELA HOYA, MY MOM SOME WHORE….AND I CAN WHORE JUST LIKE THEY ALL WHORE< WATCH ME WHORE.....and LOOK AT MY ASSHOLE"...probably boosting that post using META advertising to ensure it gets the REACH she thinks it deserves... [gallery ids="1021062,1021063,1021064,1021065,1021066,1021067"]

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2025

16

Jan

Alabama Barker in a Slutty Outfit of the Day

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Alabama Barker is Travis Barker’s daughter with prostitute Shanna Moakler.

Travis Barker is pretty fucking rich from his whole Blink 182 thing, so his daughter is just one of those spoiled LA rich kids who doesn’t really have to bother with the whole being a shameless whore for attention thing.

However, something went wrong in her wiring, the way she was raised, maybe on a generational level girls of this generation want to be sexualized and jerked off to, so they dress whorish….maybe she thinks it’s funny how desperate the freaks of the internet are when she posts slutty outfits….but clearly there’s effort that has gone into this Alabama Barker experience and she’s out here wanting to be seen, jerked off to, followed, liked and sexualized…

As a reclusive, I don’t understand why people would volunteer themselves to social media to get jerked off to, because she could live an amazing life unknown, not noticed, left alone…

Instead, she’s like “LOOK AT MY ASSHOLE”…

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2025

16

Jan

Camel Toe of the Day

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I don’t think that’s a laser pointer…

Posted in:Camel Toe|Cameltoe

2025

16

Jan

RIP Motherfucker the David Lynch Edition!

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David Lynch has died of the COVID Vaccine, or COPD from being a lifelong smoker, I am not a doctor and don’t know this shit…

Maybe he died in the California wildfires, who fucking knows.

The dude was seen as a legend and visionary in weird story telling.

He’s the kind of guy they made you learn about in film school, watching Blue Velvet and trying to pretend that you find it good.

Then there was Twin Peaks, which is apparently more than just a family chain of restaurants with tits….but rather a weird show that people seemed to like, usually the kind of people you’d hate, all pseudo-intellectual and high brow pretentious….

But maybe David Lynch was as good as the hype that surrounded him, other filmmakers looked to him as their hero or inspiration when they were less authentic frauds just trying to get famous, seeing him as someone who stayed true to his actual voice or thoughts…

I believe if you have success in Hollywood, you’re a whore, the only true artists are failures working the assembly line, or homeless.

I do not believe actual talent end up in Hollywood, it’s more the frauds who fake it til they make it.

However MAYBE, just MAYBE David Lynch was the real deal.

As a person who rented movies for the tits, only watched movies for the tits, here a few clips of his featuring tits.

Laura Dern – Wild at Heart

Isabella Rossellini – Blue Velvet

Patricia Arquette Lost Highway

Posted in:David Lynch|RIP Motherfucker

2025

16

Jan

Stella Maxwell is the Lesbian to the Stars of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is the lesbian to the stars.

You may not know this, but there was a time in the last decade of clown world, where everyone was some DEI, WOKE, inclusivity retard….

Where people were categorized and rewarded based on their status, retardation, sex orientation, color…

So uninteresting pervert celebrities decided to jump on the trend, or they were hired to push the agenda into the mainstream, because that’s the point of celebrity.

Instead of dealing with a manly bull dyke, they preferred the lipstick lesbian, who lived up to the unrealistic ideas they all protested int heir fatness, because why go lesbian with a cow, when you can go lesbian with a Victoria’s Secret model…

For some reason, the world didn’t turn on Stella Maxwell for being a skinny and unrealistic body pusher for the billion dollar “Big Underwear” brand.

That reason was her lesbianism….

She may be skinny and half naked and all we hate, but she’s ON THE RAINBOW SPECTRUM so she gets a pass.

They also embraced the celebrities like Miley and whoever else that Stella recruited and fisted like a sexual predator groomer….were going down the RAINBOW slide to depravity…all to appeal to the market.

They didn’t care that it seemed fake, or that Miley choosing a VS model to be her lesbian was jokes, they just cared that she could say her sexuality was fluid and other gay pride shit…instead of saying it’s a parasite driven mental illness…

So Stella the pervert who fucked her way famous got to fuck the famous which made hre more famous and here she is half naked..

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2025

15

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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As someone who had porn, gambling, sketchy at best advertisers in the early internet days….I am very mad that none of them offered to pay me in Bitcoin….

I probably wouldn’t have figured out how to get paid in Bitcoin…but if they did pay me in Bitcoin, when Bitcoin was 10 cents, I would sure as hell never have figured out how to sell those Bitcoin and I’d potentially be sitting on 100,000,000 dollars in Bitcoin…OR MORE…

I am like the socially awkward retard in your high school that everyone assumed was a nerd, only unlike the actually nerds, he doesn’t do well in school…a disgrace.

He’s got all the bad press, hate, bullying and lack of pussy of the nerds….but I didn’t get the marks or the know how to turn my nerd passions into money…because he actually hated nerd shit, but instead chronically masturbated to tits…

Only I am the internet version of that…a dot com nerd who is has a website and is seen as a nerd because he’s got a website….hated and bullied by the hot chicks for doing something so awkward and lame….but with no business doing a website or being a dot com nerd…because ultimately it is just a product of being a fucking retard pervert who chronically masturbates…

At least we get to be retard perverts together…

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Poem for Kara Del Toro’s Breasts
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Paige Lorenze is at the Australian Open
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Rita Ora in a Bikini
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The Alaskan Headline
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Brazilian Volleyball Babe Key Alves Launches Texas Volleyball
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Paul Vaulter Ass
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Sydney Thomas – Golf Influencer
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Gracie Hunt Posts Black Dress and Worry Prayer!
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Alex Rodriguez’s girlfriend Jaclyn Cordeiro shows fitness dedication with early morning gym workout in winter
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Rowing Champ Olivia Jade in a Juicy Campaign
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Dude Rocks Insane Camera Angle
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Monica Barbaro Pokies
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Ronia Ava’s Tits in QUEER
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15 Funny Restaurant Signs
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Joe Burrow’s Rumored Girl Olivia Ponton Heats Up Turks and Caicos in a Bikini!
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Danica Patrick teases upcoming conversation regarding ‘what the dead want us to know’ on her IG story
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Tim Tebow and Demi-Leigh Are Expecting Their First Baby Together!
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Nelly Furtado is a Big Girl in a Bikini
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Excited Huskies Pull the Sled
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Wet Fart Pranks Offend Me
LICK HERE!!!!

The Performers at the Trump Swear-In
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Iguana and Snake Chase
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Leopard Catches a Fish
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Sonic’s New ‘Daily Cravings & Savings’
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Lili Reinhart’s Tits Out for the Fires
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BUY SOME STEPFATHER SHIRTS TO SUPPORT THIS SITE – BUY 10 OF THEM – YOU DON”T HAVE TO WEAR THEM – JUST BUY THEM SO I GET YOUR MONEY
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THIS IS AS CLOSE AS I GET TO LIVING MY DREAM AS A PIMP
LICK HERE!!!!

BUY SOME STEPFATHER SHIRTS TO SUPPORT THIS SITE – BUY 10 OF THEM – YOU DON”T HAVE TO WEAR THEM – JUST BUY THEM SO I GET YOUR MONEY
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Kate Middleton at the Hospital for Cancer Treatment Porn
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Kaia Gerber is Skinny in Leggings
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Tennis Player Emma Raducanu
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Monica Barbaro Cleavage
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Joey King in a Mask like a Fag
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Angelina Jolie Grocery Stores
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CELEB NUDES FROM THE MOVIES!
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CELEB Leaked and Planned Nudes
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From stepSMUT!!

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Amazing Titty Jiggles
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Double Trouble Titty Dance
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The Art of Female Masturbating
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A Bunch of Booty
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Kerelai Nude Bath
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TITTIES
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Shitting Basketballs
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Washing the Elevator
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The Art of the Party
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Toy in Ass for the Diddle
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Bikini Creampie
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Foot Job
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Neon DIldo Ride
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Peeing On Herself
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Big Dildo Fucker
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Peeing on the Floor
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Weird Big Dildo
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Toy in the Ass
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Green Body – Big Tits
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Shag Carpet Dildo Ride
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Emi Mur’s Pussy Reveal
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Weird Couple Sharing a Dildo
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Foxy Alissa Spreads her Legs
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Face Sitter
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Katie Kush – Naked Shoot
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Asshole Show
LICK HERE!!!!

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LICK HERE!!!!

HELP ME LIVE MY PIMP DREAMS BY GIVING HOT CAM GIRLS YOUR MONEY SO I GET MY CUT!
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JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2025

15

Jan

Rita Ora’s New Zealand Nipples and Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora is in New Zealand with her husband David Cohen, who is known professionally as Taika Waititi, who is a celebrated award winning filmmaker behind such hits as that vampire roommate movie, and who identifies as Maori, probably for the grants New Zealand arts council provides to fund indigenous art after stealing their land. Strategic appropriation of your native roots to get the benefits of the natives, like not paying taxes, without rally having the same plight as the natives, but who are we to know if Taika got racially profiled or bullied while at Onslow College, which is a high school that charges 17,000 dollars per year….

It is summer in New Zealand and Rita Ora brought her epic tits out in a t-shirt without a bra. Her Albanian nipples were juicy and hard, perfect to suckle on, because they are designed to feed a large Albanian family, despite her going off-course and becoming a celebrity, host, influencer and aspiring pop star….

She also took some pics of her pussy print, or pussy definition, or pussy mound, or puffy pussy in a bikini, because she’s clearly more than just tits….

At 35, she’s hard bodied too….

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2025

15

Jan

Farrah Abraham Fitness Inspo of the Day

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Farrah Abraham is a magical creature that I appreciate because the one time this site went viral and hit 10,000,000 people in one day was because of her…..

I had a relationship with VIVID, the iconic porn company that was destroyed by the rich internet pornographers, as they do. But at the time they were putting out celebrity and celebrity adjacent porn videos and I was on their marketing program because I was the only celebrity blog that posted full penetration.

They’d give me a clip of each movie, exclusive to me, you my dear reader would get a taste of something you couldn’t find anywhere else, and it worked as a concept until it didn’t.

Anyway, I had the exclusive Farrah Abraham squirt video from her anal movie with a porn dude, and the Teen Mom fanbase went NUTTY….

So I like Farrah Abraham and all she’s done in her weird fucking life, with her weird fucking body and in the fact that the teen mom is STILL producing nude content all these years later.

I guess it takes a special kind of broken whore to get knocked up at 16, only to get famous for getting knocked up at 16, but we already knew Farrah was a special kind of whore.

Here she is bringing some fitness skipping excitement….this make inspire you to work out, or it may inspire you to run in fear of the mutant human coming to eat your soul…either way…it’s inspiring.

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2025

15

Jan

Smiling Billionaire Divorcee Jessica Alba Struggles with Sweater Through the LA Fires of the Day

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Thanks to the media and the CNN addicted perverts of the world, people in Canada are talking in the grocery store line about the California fires.

Shit like “did you see the fires, 12,000 homes destroyed, so many people displaced and many had no insurance”. They are basically crying on each other’s shoulders about rich assholes losing their 2nd and 3rd houses that may not be insured but that the millions of dollars of paintings in there are definitely insured. The furniture all bought at the latest trendy furniture designer’s store.

I only feel bad for the animals. Maybe I’m a psycho….

These Canadian grocery store dwellers talking the news aren’t talking about how paying taxes would imply that the government at the local level and at the state level should be spending that money on your safety and security….instead they are crying about rich people they don’t know losing their houses…

While bitches in LA, like billionaire Jessica Alba with the celebrity tits, are sitting at the trendy grocery store with a friend having a 30 dollar smoothie, because she’s a fucking billionaire divorcee who can afford that shit.

She’s even sitting outside, not in a mask top dramatize the air quality like they do when their intern makes posts pretending they care because these self involved assholes, especially those who pretend they are Latina and identify as Latina when their DNA says they are not Latina, since they are FRAUDS…self involved frauds..

So while people dig through the rubble of their lives, while people try to find their pets, Alba’s having girl talk over a smoothie….a real fucking hero.

Putting on her sweater because it’s a little chilly out….despite the raging fires to keep her satanic ass warm…a real fucking hero.

She is retired and should be on the frontlines trying to make a difference for her community. Obviously.

It’s almost like she’s HAPPY about the wild fires – look at that smile….

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2025

15

Jan

Dunkin Worker of the Day

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Time to make the donuts…

Yesterday, I posted a Starbucks girl to celebrate Starbucks removal of the homeless loiterers ruining suburbian mom’s 10 dollar coffee experience….

But it didn’t sit right with me, because I hate that overpriced pretentious bullshit mall-brand coffee shop. If you want to get a good coffee, or a pretentious coffee there are options far better than Starbucks, from your local Italian to your local hipster.

I figured there really is only on real coffee shop and that’s Dunkin…because America runs on Dunkin….

They may be pretentious with their Matchas and their Lattes out of a machine to speak to the poor man’s evolving palates and his sophisticated demands in an internet world where living in a trailer park means living in a Tiny Home community and furnishing your trailer can look like a trendy instagram set at an afforable rate because the off-brand shit is now the on-brand shit.

There was a time when poverty looked poverty, but they decided to make the low quality shit look good, and make VINTAGE something called THRIFTING and not taking charity from the church…

Anyway, this is America’s pop culture site by a Canadian, and as far as I’m concerned Dunkin is America’s coffee. It’s the working man’s coffee, so we should celebrate slutty employees from DUNKIN who take slutty photos at Dunkin in uniform, to give perverts like me and you something to fantasize over because our Dunkin employee is either 85 and has been there since the 80s when the chain first got real popular, or an Indian….

The point is, naked coffee has been around forever, a friend used to get his donuts and coffee from some daytime strippers in Fort Lauderdale. The mainstream chains haven’t caught onto it, they’re too busy doing Super Bowl ads with Matt and Ben Affleck and J.Lo…..when their staff are actually the innovative ones, the ones pushing the brand forward into a modern worlds, of perversion…

Give this girl a raise!

Posted in:Public Nudity|Working