Sheryl Crow is dating a biker
Not a cool drug dealing kind of biker who fucks hookers..
A fruity biker in fruity bicycle shorts biker.
The biker is Lance Armstrong
Lance is good and wins a lot
Lance has one testicle
Lance and Sheryl make fuck
Sheryl plays with his one testicle, I know, because I get invited to watch sometimes.
I want to know if he has a prosthesis
They do exist
Perv
