I am – Cooler than Jesus Martinez

I got this guy’s info from POPBITCH.

His name is Hot Karl

He was just signed to Interscope

He’s a great white rapper

I think he may be jewish

I love the jews.

He is officially cooler than me…

Check out his official site here, click on Media for a sample of how good he is….

you will be seeing more of him.

Check his blog here

Check his Natalie Portman Skit here

A hot karl is:

hot karl

Proceding to the act of hot-karling involves one of the following:1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one’s self may not be regarded as a “hot karl” but rather as “soiling yourself”.2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.

1. While you were sleeping, I snuck into your sister’s room and hot-karled her.2. Brandon is such a moron, let’s hot-karl him after school today.Source: Davyd R. Bard, Nov 5, 2003

I am – Cooler than Jesus Martinez December 8th, 2004