Paris and Nicole are shopping at Fendi
They have a lot of dogs
Dogs are the fashion accessory of the year
A little inconvenient
Because they shit
Paris has a hired mexican to pick up Princess’ shit
I know this because I am that hired Mexican.
That’s how I know about her herpes, I am sent to the pharmacy
to pick up her Valtrex.
UPDATE – CHARLIZE THERON DOES HAVE A HIRED POOPER SCOOPER
