I remember when I was a male model hip hop star… I wrote a song.
It was called Touch Your Toes…and it went like this..
Touch your toes bitch, touch your toes
Touch your toes bitch, touch your toes
I don’t care if you blow your nose
so long as you, touch your toes
It’s the hottest possible pose
touch your toes bitch, touch your toes.
I never thought Jessica Simpson would listen…..
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