I am – a Real Fuckin Ninja

If you haven’t been to the official ninja webpage or if you haven’t read the official ninja book, then you’re a stupid idiot. Get on it.

Robert Hamburger is the author of these stupid ass publications. He has a black belt in Street Fighter 2 and a second degree black belt in Mortal Kombat 1-3. He can kick or punch the wall without feeling pain. He has studied ninjas for several weeks and has watched a bunch of movies about them. Robert lives with a bunch of hot babes and porks them whenever he wants.

Seriously though, I read this guys shit and its so fuckin funny that I tweaked a liquid fart and dropped an inch of shit into my hilfigers.

Here is a testimonial about his book:

Testimonial:

“Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.”

See his ninja site Here

Buy the totally sweet Ninja Book Here

Strictly for my ninjas

I am – a Real Fuckin Ninja December 18th, 2004