Jesus was a carpenter
Now he’s a sex toy
When I woke up this morning I knew there was something missing in my life. I looked over and I still had my girlfriend and I still had my penis…I quickly realized that I was missing the JackHammer Jesus Dildo.
So I dropped the 60$ for the glow in the dark jesus dildo and I will have it in time to celebrate christmas with Christ himself.
Divine Interventions also brings us the baby jesus buttplug, the diving nun dildo and Moses to help you part the pink sea.
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