Friendster Message of the Day comes from Cynthia.
Cynthia overanalyzes everything and am completely paranoid about the smallest details. she laughs too loudly. and swears too often. chugs expensive coffee like water and spends all her money on art. i have the best job in the world and let all the waiters buy me drinks (as often as they’d like). i fall in love with older boys and enjoy (faking) orgasmic bliss.
Her Subject was Randy:
Her Message was:
i’m a little overwhelmed.
but i LIKE it.
i’m really not a man.
my french sucks too.
i would only be able to tolerate celine if i was really plastered and drawing you naked.
my alcohol tolerance is embarassing.
we should make out.
i’d let you touch my boob.
i’m glad you introduced me to your female-named hero.
tell him i said hi.
i’m a bit of a prude.
but i was serious about my teachers.
i think you’re clever.
i wonder if our inperson conversations would be dull or excentric
you make me blush.
i think we should seriously go for drinks.
i wonder if you’d stand me up.
i’m pasty white too.
and always have paint on my hands.
my eyes are green.
i stalk scott moffatt.
i am random.and intrigued.
and goddammit your humor is a turn on.
now what?