After reading the Minx Winxy Pudding + Pie smut on my site, I thought to myself that I need to delete this self-righteous shit, it isn’t part of the Drunken Stepfather way. I was going to make the decision to ban her but I figured I would let the people voice their opinions in the comment section. It would be unfair to dump her, without having your support, I mean you are the ones reading this shit, not me.
The Reasons We Should Keep Her on Here:
1- She is 18, and my stepdaughter’s are in that age range, I like the energy, enthusiasm, perky tits and naivity (i love that word, i think it is the umlaut that i love, punctuation sometimes makes me happy).
2- She thinks I am funny and that is good for my ego, sometimes my failure as a son and as a husband gets me down, and any positive reinforcement keeps me going.
3- She is a Jewish Slut, and this site is all about Jewish Sluts.
The Reasons She Has To Go:
1- Self-righteous poetry shit doesn’t get me hard, if I wanted that shit on here, I would have started a blog called Mr-Martinez’s Shopping List (great feature idea – this is how the genius happens, you just witnessed it, how does it feel to be in my brain for a minute, pretty nice isn’t it…), back to this self absorbed shit, where assumptions are made about people actually caring about your feelings/and your daily activities. That shit is reserved for kids with no friends and lesbian hippies who recently came out and need an outlet with an audience. Drunken Stepfather, hates that shit.
2- She isn’t hot enough to make me cum all over-myself with little or no touching, it would take her a good amount of work to secure the climax, probably some prostate massaging….which I am sure I would enjoy…but it wouldn’t be a volcanic reaction that I am looking for…i want a wet dream sensation, in the middle of the day, while eating some Chinese food and watching some John Malkovich….
3-Nobody is into mind sex, you do have to take your clothes of yet, so post some nudity and the Stepfather says stay….and if you want to talk about boys you love in far aways places, can you try to talk about what you do to yourself while thinking about them… no one cares about black hole theory, unless that theory involves insertion and clit rockin!
This doesn’t have to be a Boys Club, I welcome content from the girl kind but there should be some regulations… I am – the enforcer…and I have said my piece, but now it is up to you. Post the comments whether we keep her, or ban her….I know what I think, but DrunkenStepfather.com is a democracy….so rock the vote like P.Diddy runs marathons.
Post comments anonymously if you don’t want me to know you are here (Lohan I am talking to you)
– Jesus