So this girl felt her boobs were too big…she was all like “my back is so sore” and “boys only like me cuz I am stacked”…she was all like “I am a celebrity, I rocked out in the Adam’s Family just as hard as I rocked out in some indy flicks like Pecker and 200 cigarettes and the opposite of sex while making out with a retard in pumpkin all during reruns of casper, listening to Cher in Little Mermaids and fucking Johnny Depp in Sleepy Hallow…..and fear and loathing in Las Vegas but that didn’t have shit on Buffalo ’66”
So she got a breast reduction – I assume this is post op…no scars…but what do I know about breasts…..