I am – Testy Fest



I noticed that they have had coverage in a bunch of magazines including Hustler and Maxim. I don’t read magazines (I don’t know how to read), and if I did, neither hustler or maxim would make my list of shitty magazines to read.

More after the jump

Testy Festy is probably the trashiest event I have ever come across, and I have come across at least three events in my day. This is like the Gay Pride Parade for poor people. I am poor, but I don’t congregate with poverty.

The ticket pricing is even designed for people and their Trailers.

General Admission: $10.00

Tent/Pickup Canopy: $10.00

RV/5th Wheel, etc: $20.00

Sunday Half Price

No Kids, Hassles or Brought-In Beverages

Here are a few pics from the event (I could only get 9 because they have bandwidth restictions, those poor fucks)

Watch the Shades they are from The dollar Store



I couldn’t afford pants so I wore my best thong



Thanks for bailing me out…Dad



Double Fisting



What dreams are made of, cock and moustache



My muff-gut brings all the boys to the trailer park



Grandma, look what I’ve been hiding all these years…



To visit the site, click the logo



I am – Testy Fest January 7th, 2005