I am – British College of Colon Hydrotherapy

• 20 years ago

I know getting a colonic is very hollywood. It’s all about flushing the system of toxins after having a hardcore coke binge. We all know the reality is that you like the feeling. Warm flowing water filling your gaping asshole is something like paradise, eutopia if you will. Well if I had the money I would get a colonic, but when I feel the need to get the toxins out of my body, I just drink clear liquor instead of the brown liquor. Rumor is, the stronger the proof, the better it is for your body. Save for the liver.

If however you’re stuck on this colonic kick, or you are a sick fuck who likes shoving tubes in people’s asses there is an alternative. You can make a career out of it. And what better way to spend the next 20 years of your life than looking at anus all day.

Much more goodies after the jump sweetheart….

Staff of the Colonic School

The School Principal looks completely normal to me…

This is an expert tutor

And this is an independant examiner…whatever that means…

Info Taken from their site:

Situated in the heart of Gloucester Fairview is the only clinic in Gloucestershire that is dedicated solely to the practice of Colon Hydrotherapy

COURSE CONTENT

General

Please note training involves students receiving at least 4 colonic treatments and administering 10 treatments.

Terminology used in colonic treatments.

History and Philosophy of Colonic Hydrotherapy.

Anatomy & Physiology of Pelvis, Pelvic Floor, Colon, Rectum and Abdomen.

Functional & diagnostic aspects of Colon.

Faecal stool study.

Autonomic nervous system.

Laboratory studies

Herbs & implants; Iridology studies; Pathology; diseases, motility abnormalities & parasites.

Normal & pathogenic colon flora; Effect of pharmaceutical drugs on the colon.

Equipment; Room layout; Plumbing & Regulations; Sterilants & sterilisation techniques.

Manual techniques

Digital examination, Reasons for; Size of Anus, Haemorrhoids or other abnormalities, Prostate size (in male patients), Angle of Rectum. Proper lubrication of anus and relaxation of sphincters. Insertion of instruments. Reassurance of the patient during the manual phase. Palpation of abdomen; Auscultation; Implants;.

Other

Contra indications for colonic hydrotherapy.

Office procedure. Case history taking. Use of robes, dress & patient care, (before, during and after treatment)

Office management.

Filing and file security: Accounting, Business plans, Professional indemnity insurance, local authority issues.

And here are the freaky students who want to spend a lifetime cleaning assholes.

email them here:

coloncollege@aol.com