Here are some pictures of Alicia Keys in a bikini. I predict she gains a solid 20 pounds in the next 3 years after winning every award there is for an aspiring rich kid singer song writer piano player. The most upsetting thing about this bitch is that her last name isn’t really “keys” and for the longest time I believed she was destined to play piano, sent to us from God or some shit, but instead, turned out to be just a marketing ploy. Cunt.