I am – Suzanne Somers Message Board

Suzanne Somers is an icon to low class obese women everywhere. She has figured out the way to market to these lonely, helpless people through the power of “Capitalizing on Insecurity”. She used her d-list celebrity status to make millions off the fat chicks with social lives that consist of watching the Home Shopping Channel. We figured this would be a great place to find some entertaining commentary by the trash who buy her smut. We were right, although I was expecting a hell of a lot more than what I got….

Funny story: The first girl I ever dated had hideous thighs, she was built like a bus driver, with legs as thick as a lamp post, the kind you see on the highway. Everytime I went down on her, bitch would pull some head crushing grip, as much as I liked choking on her muff, I felt that resolution was in order. I purchased the thighmaster, gave it to her for Valentines Day, and she dumped me.

That’s the end of my story, testimonial and link – after the jump ….



Suzanne’s got a flamer, flaming in a little pink dress…he looks so pretty

jay247 Posted – 17 January 2005 19:0

SUSANNE’S D CUP BREST!!!!!

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THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, AREN’T THEY?

jay247 Posted – 17 January 2005 19:15

Susanne’s Measurement

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I LOVE WHEN SHE TELLS US HOW MANY “INCHES” HER PRODUCTS ARE!

jay247 Posted – 17 January 2005 19:24

SUZANNE SHOULD MAKE MEN’S PAJAMAS THAT GRIPS THE…

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THEN I COULD SHOW SOME REAL SOMER “SIZE”!!!



You don’t have to use a condom with this girl…

kdion03 Posted – 16 August 2004 11:7

29 years old and no period??

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I am 29 years old and overweight. I don’t

get a period every month. In fact, I could go 6-8 months without a period, unless I take Provera to “jump start” me. Am I to young to be on bio identical hormones and if so, would it help regulate me rather than taking Provera. Also, is Provera considered to be bad for my health?

Thank you!

Kim

It’s cold, I don’t have a bra…no worries…

oklahomagirl Posted – 26 March 2004 11:0

Inverted Nipples

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Has anyone had successful treatment for inverted nipples?

they used to be normal but have become inverted and it is embarrassing. I have found some info on the web. And was wondering if anyone had tried anything that worked.



Everyone loves Jesus, especially when we live in a trailer…

katiepup Posted – 16 September 2003 9:47

Christian’s gather here! Jesus loves you!

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Well, here we go…another great opportunity to gather and share with fellow lovers of the Lord!

I pray this thread will be a blessing to fellow Christian Somersizers as well as to sincere seekers of the Truth!

May God bless our efforst to follow in His path and this great WOE!

How is everyone doing? Looking forward to hearing good reports as well as prayer requests and just general encouragment!

God bless!

With God all things are possible.



Why making a pet purchasing decision, ask Suzanne, she know’s what’s up…

Kris Jordan Posted – 22 February 2004 10:17

Considering Buying a Hamster

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Hi – Anyone have one? Had one? Here are my questions before buying one for each kids room:

1. How much do they smell?

2. How often must the cages be cleaned?

3. How messy does the area around the outside of the cage get?

4. Would you recommend them as a good indoor pet?

5. Are they safe?

Thanks!

Kris

Visit her offical site here

I am – Suzanne Somers Message Board January 18th, 2005