I am – Spam of the Day

• 20 years ago

Spam is better than pussy, at least that’s what the rumor is for people who don’t get pussy. The word pussy is always so hated. I remember when a girl I knew asked where our friend Pablo was, I said “getting pussy”. she freaked out on me about how the word pussy is so vile…I was like it’s just an expression slut, now shut the fuck up and read my SPAM.

Subject: Dear My intim foto, special for you, with love Jess.

Message:

Hi sweethart,

I just get round to email! My camera shootings takes a lot of time! I love and miss you very much, I think just about you!! I’m fine, my first photosession has ended yesterday, and you, as usually, the first who will see my photos. My photographer is the really genius! I there madly beautiful, especially when I oiled!!!

Love, yours Jess.

Ill try to write as often as possible, Ill send you new photos very soon.