I am – Celebrities in Playboy Archive

I don’t like Playboy it is too softcore to objectify women, which I am really against, but playboy is some real pussy shit. It is a way for celebrities with dying careers to revamp their image and get people talking again. Remember Tiffany? Neither do I, but I think we’re alone now. Here is a archive of a lot of celebrities who appeared in Playboy. You won’t be able to jerk off to this shit, which I don’t advocate you doing anyway, because masturbation is the devil. Don’t you read the bible? You aren’t allowed to spill your seed motherfucker.

Corinthians 6:18 (NIV) “Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a man commits are outside his body, but he who sins sexually sins against his own body.”

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I am – Celebrities in Playboy Archive February 8th, 2005