This woman contacted us to advertise a Valentines Day gift idea. I gave her a call and she gave me a long winded story about how her husband is sick and that she needs money to eat.
They were really poor, because her husband hadn’t worked in so long and she was desperate. I asked her about her Valentine’s Day gift idea and she told me that she found a rock shaped like a heart on her property.
She was convinced that it would make an amazing gift for the right person. I told her that my readers wouldn’t buy a rock, and that she should consider putting it on Ebay. She refused because she didn’t want the rock to leave American soil. The thought of immigrants buying her rock disgusted her. Needless to say I am an asshole who lacks empathy and I find humor in poor people and stupid people so I asked her to send me a picture and description of the rock and when she told me she could only mail me an hard copy I convinced her to get it scanned.
I think that I made her sacrifice a meal to get this picture to me…and that is the reason Deb’s heart shaped rock is the Valentines Day Gift of the Year….
Rock and Details after the jump….
The Fieldstone is Gray and measures 3ft by 3 ft across.
With a thickness of approximately 5 inches. Starting bid
is $10.000 plus shipping. I will pay 1/2 the cost of S/H.
