I am – LaChapelle Takes Pictures of Pam Anderson

• 20 years ago

Dude, her tits are ridiculous. Imagine she was your mother. I don’t find this look hot, it reminds me of the welfare line…trashy and not in a good way. I seriously hate the way she looks, but the picture is hype.

I remember back in Texas, I took a line-dancing class. There was a group of girls who came to the class in a convertible. They all had bleach blonde hair and implants, but I am talking 1982 implants. These things were disgusting. They worked at the equivalent of a hooters nowadays. Anyway – I banged all three of them, the video is floating around somewhere and I am not talking the Mini DV we have today, I am talking VHS motherfucker.

Now take off your pants and let me apply the bronzer. That is my nickname for my CAK!