I am – Hat of the Day

As an obese man, I have a certain sexual relationship with fast food. When I get the opportunity to go to a Carl’s Jr. to rape my stomach, I do. My favorite burger is the New Spicy Six dollar burger topped with batter-covered, deepfried Jalapenos.

As a person who hates everything, I have a certain problem with Trucker Hats as well as everything else.

As the content provider for this site I like to deliver good product, that will make you as a reader happy.

Today’s hat of the day is the Burger Trucker Hat, that is unlike any other trucker hat, because it has a Pom Pom.

To most people a Pom Pom would be considered gay, but it reminds me of the schoolyard….one of my favorite places.

get up on this – Bitch

I am – Hat of the Day March 8th, 2005