Memories of the woods and camping is something I don’t really have. I do remember a couple nights where I was drunk as fuck and ended up passing out on a park bench, or the time I escaped from the cops and had to spend a night in the woods to fend for myself. I remember eating a squirrel, I was hungry and had few options. This shirt may bring some heartfelt memories back to you, of your youth or your family, or if you are like me, being drunk and hidding out. This shirt may not get you laid, but I am sure your lack of social skills also contributes to that. There is no easy way out bitches.
