I am – Britney Spears Baby Momma
So the rumor is the Britney is pregnant. She went to visit her doctor, her belly is getting bigger, her breasts are fillin’ all up with milk. The thought of Kevin busting up inside her stinkbox curdles my motherfucking stomach. The smell of their sex is probably something that would be reminiscent of the Louisanna shrimp boat business, raw seafood and sweaty poor black men. I like to pretend she’s just looking this way because she’s white trash, and that’s what white trash looks like…..I remember growing up in Texas, 80 percent of girls were knocked up by highschool prom night. I like to think I fathered my fair share of illegitimate children. Who knows, one of them can be you. I am sorry I wasn’t there for you, but your mom was a slut.
