I am – T-Shirt of the Day

Whatever happened to all the worlds great romantics. You know, the kind of guy who takes a girl out on a date, wines her and dines her, then drives her home only to tell her she is the most beautiful thing in the world. There has be a societal move that has made men feel that if they buy a girl a drink, they are entitled to their asshole. This even happens in highschool. Sex is a commodity bitches, why you keep throwing yo’ pussies around. This t-shirt of the day is great from all you sleezbags who want to trick girls into thinking you care about them more than you care about their baby-holes. I like to think of myself as the last of the great romantics, only because I bought my wife a couple of burgers and a 14 inch dildo.

I am – T-Shirt of the Day March 21st, 2005