I am – Paris Hilton's Pants

I am not actually her pants and why would I want to be. I have seen this girl fuck, and it’s about as interesting as watching a Bridge Tournament at an old folks home. I know all you people reading this are like “why post Paris, she’s so played out” and you need to know, I totally agree. I normally never fuck the same pussy twice and in this situation, she’s been seen, what more use does she have. I guess getting cum on her tits was the most compromising position she could have been caught in, other than taking a shit, which would have been more exciting to watch.

Point of the story is – Here’s Paris.

I am – Paris Hilton's Pants March 30th, 2005