I am – Pedophile Lollipop
This is the hottest shit to hit the candy store this year. It’s personalized lollipops, that we were lucky to come across at a local daycare. If you are curious what I was doing at a daycare, mind your own damn business, I was volunteering you pervert. We found this lolipop of some sick fucks molesting a boy, I figured you would all appreciate it because I am not convinced you aren’t into that.