I am – Jessica Simpson Bikini
We all know that Nick Lachey’s pretty fucking cool, he drives a Ferrari and we don’t. He is also married to America’s sweetheart, Jessica Simpson. The blonde big breasted bombshell who sings like a motherfucker, has a child molesting father, and a sister with acid reflux. The point of this post is to say that Jessica is sun tanning, and that means she’s wearing a bikini. We live in Canada and rarely see bikinis. The closest thing I have seen to a bikini on my wife is one of those one-piece numbers with the skirt attached around the waist, yeah I thought they only made those for 4 year olds too, but apparantly it’s all the rage in the fat chick community.
More pics after the Jump!
