Sitting in the sun is a good thing…the vitamin D is a great way to prevent depression, that’s what my therapist used to tell me, but it’s bullshit. When I was in prison I was outside raking fucking fields all day and I was depressed as shit, and sun burnt, I don’t know if you ever met a burnt Mexican who can’t find any guacomole to smear on the burn, well, it’s a fucking depressed one if you didn’t figure that much out. I know I have to walk you through things, idiot. Anyway Aniston, the sun won’t change the fact that your husband left you for a hotter girl. That is something you will have to live with for the rest of your life, tan or no tan, you are inadequate…and it’s sad, you feel rejected, worthless, like your life has come crashing down before your eyes, as you should, because it has and it’s only downhill from here…you will get older and older, and your ex-husband will get more and more refined. I don’t doubt that you will have trouble finding someone to stick it to you…you greek anal slut, but will he be as good as Brad? I love how I just wrote that as if Aniston actually reads this shit, I know I am stuck with you bunch of hurtbags, but sometimes I like to believe I have a little more reach than perverts like you, but reality comes crashing down pretty hard when I read your retarded comments. For the record, these pics may be old.
